Clothing brand most commonly known for their men's/boy's super soft ball hammock underwear. The brand is true to it's products and real in their advertisement. Real Funny.
The hammock is the best thing since sliced bread. Don't like your food touching? You probably want to separate the frank and beans too. Shinesty's got you. Variety and styles keep us coming back for more. Perfectly placed designs ensure the joy of the purchase is shared with all who are blessed enough to witness you donning this special attire.
Hint: Nutcracker isn't as painful as it sounds.
Kick the stick and rest the jewels in a room of their own.
The hammock is the best thing since sliced bread. Don't like your food touching? You probably want to separate the frank and beans too. Shinesty's got you. Variety and styles keep us coming back for more. Perfectly placed designs ensure the joy of the purchase is shared with all who are blessed enough to witness you donning this special attire.
Hint: Nutcracker isn't as painful as it sounds.
Kick the stick and rest the jewels in a room of their own.
by DsnyMom03 December 29, 2021
The best company to exist. Employs the most badass people and makes the softest underwear you will ever caress your nether regions with.
by PsyyyycheB December 28, 2021
An online store that doesn’t sell things, it sells dreams. The masters of the ball hammock, and creators of works of art on par with Sistine chapel that rest not on a roof, but where the sun doesn’t shine. Truly supporting the undercarriage of America, heros.
by Dougyfresh December 29, 2021
The most badass site for products that protect your grundle and Big Jim and the Twins from stank, frumunda and leg stickage.
Hey, check out this site, Shinesty! They have ball hammock underwear and I don't chafe anymore...the twins are smooth as silk!
by Halfpint420 December 29, 2021
by Trouble87 December 29, 2021
Automatic Clean Underwear! Yes! You heard me correctly! Never worry about soiled underwear again. Sign up for an underwear subscription from Shinesty and you will have a new unique pair of boxer briefs every 3 months. Need a pair more often? No worries! Need a pair less often. No worries! They have lots of different subscriptions. And the underwear is super comfortable. From the unique far out hilarious patterns to the soft fabric and comfortable no turn waist band to the non-ride-up legs and finally to the hammock where your boys can rest comfortably and NOT feel like chestnuts roasting by an open fire! THESE UNDIES ARE THE BEST! You won’t want any others ever again! You’ll be so comfortable that your smile will be so shinesty!
by mupa1993 December 29, 2021