Shinesty

A where you can buy holders for your specific boulders.

Yo I just bought a whole bunch of underwear from shinesty.

by Altun December 28, 2021

Shinesty

A company that values your dingles and berries more than you, and reinvented the boxer to cup your junk in a loving caress. They make other soft, delightfully offensive or classy undies and pajamas and suits and dresses too.

Why does Brent look so stoned?

He got his underwear from Shinesty. His balls are being cupped by the gods and he's on cloud nine.

by morbrickle January 3, 2022

Shinesty

Dress wear for the money maker body parts.

I could really use some Shinesty to make my life better!

by Frazmk4 December 28, 2021

SHINESTY

The Ballsest, bounceless, bagging the beast grunds of all times!!!

SHINESTY The best grunds !

by Kvan$ December 28, 2021

Shinesty

Testicle hugging cloud of awesomeness.

Also known for being seductive.

Caution: for the content that shinesty is capable of.

Thank you my sugar plum honey bun pumpy umpy ump kin for the best shinesty a man could ask for.

Does this shinesty make my package look bulky?

by Vanillamom December 28, 2021

Shinesty

Automatic Clean Underwear! Yes! You heard me correctly! Never worry about soiled underwear again. Sign up for an underwear subscription from Shinesty and you will have a new unique pair of boxer briefs every 3 months. Need a pair more often? No worries! Need a pair less often. No worries! They have lots of different subscriptions. And the underwear is super comfortable. From the unique far out hilarious patterns to the soft fabric and comfortable no turn waist band to the non-ride-up legs and finally to the hammock where your boys can rest comfortably and NOT feel like chestnuts roasting by an open fire! THESE UNDIES ARE THE BEST! You won’t want any others ever again! You’ll be so comfortable that your smile will be so shinesty!

Dude, did you subscribe to Shinesty yet? Your undies are funky.

by mupa1993 December 28, 2021