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Shinesty

A where you can buy holders for your specific boulders.
Yo I just bought a whole bunch of underwear from shinesty.
by Altun December 28, 2021
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Shinesty

An unwanted erection that is highly noticeable occurring in an inappropriate situation or setting
When the bride and groom exchanged vows at their wedding the groom had a huge shinesty.
by emkeene December 28, 2021
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Shinesty

A company that values your dingles and berries more than you, and reinvented the boxer to cup your junk in a loving caress. They make other soft, delightfully offensive or classy undies and pajamas and suits and dresses too.
Why does Brent look so stoned?

He got his underwear from Shinesty. His balls are being cupped by the gods and he's on cloud nine.
by morbrickle January 3, 2022
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SHINESTY

Underwear that fits just right holding your balls like your hot doctor at your physical.
I wear shinesty underwear because they hold my balls.
by Cadin Anlauf December 28, 2021
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The best company to exist. Employs the most badass people and makes the softest underwear you will ever caress your nether regions with.
Stoked to get my monthly shinesty package in the mail.
by PsyyyycheB December 28, 2021
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Automatic Clean Underwear! Yes! You heard me correctly! Never worry about soiled underwear again. Sign up for an underwear subscription from Shinesty and you will have a new unique pair of boxer briefs every 3 months. Need a pair more often? No worries! Need a pair less often. No worries! They have lots of different subscriptions. And the underwear is super comfortable. From the unique far out hilarious patterns to the soft fabric and comfortable no turn waist band to the non-ride-up legs and finally to the hammock where your boys can rest comfortably and NOT feel like chestnuts roasting by an open fire! THESE UNDIES ARE THE BEST! You won’t want any others ever again! You’ll be so comfortable that your smile will be so shinesty!
Dude, did you subscribe to Shinesty yet? Your undies are funky.
by mupa1993 December 28, 2021
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