Shinesty

Clothing brand most commonly known for their men's/boy's super soft ball hammock underwear. The brand is true to it's products and real in their advertisement. Real Funny.

The hammock is the best thing since sliced bread. Don't like your food touching? You probably want to separate the frank and beans too. Shinesty's got you. Variety and styles keep us coming back for more. Perfectly placed designs ensure the joy of the purchase is shared with all who are blessed enough to witness you donning this special attire.

Hint: Nutcracker isn't as painful as it sounds.

Kick the stick and rest the jewels in a room of their own.

My son's favorite undies come from Shinesty.

by DsnyMom03 December 28, 2021

SHINESTY

The Ballsest, bounceless, bagging the beast grunds of all times!!!

SHINESTY The best grunds !

by Kvan$ December 28, 2021

Shinesty

The best company to exist. Employs the most badass people and makes the softest underwear you will ever caress your nether regions with.

Stoked to get my monthly shinesty package in the mail.

by PsyyyycheB December 28, 2021

Shinesty

A where you can buy holders for your specific boulders.

Yo I just bought a whole bunch of underwear from shinesty.

by Altun December 28, 2021

Shinesty

An unwanted erection that is highly noticeable occurring in an inappropriate situation or setting

When the bride and groom exchanged vows at their wedding the groom had a huge shinesty.

by emkeene December 28, 2021

Shinesty

Automatic Clean Underwear! Yes! You heard me correctly! Never worry about soiled underwear again. Sign up for an underwear subscription from Shinesty and you will have a new unique pair of boxer briefs every 3 months. Need a pair more often? No worries! Need a pair less often. No worries! They have lots of different subscriptions. And the underwear is super comfortable. From the unique far out hilarious patterns to the soft fabric and comfortable no turn waist band to the non-ride-up legs and finally to the hammock where your boys can rest comfortably and NOT feel like chestnuts roasting by an open fire! THESE UNDIES ARE THE BEST! You won’t want any others ever again! You’ll be so comfortable that your smile will be so shinesty!

Dude, did you subscribe to Shinesty yet? Your undies are funky.

by mupa1993 December 28, 2021