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Shizitus

When sumding wong and you donno how to go homo and you feel like somding worse than shit you may have a case of shizitus. (Shizitus) Disease when you puke, crap, pee, cry, ear boogers, sweat, bleed and get mad.
Yesterday jack was not too safe he was on the roof and had to take a shit but realized he had his ballsack stuck in a knot and bent between his legs and got jammed and superglued to the ceiling and thats when jack realized he had the case of Shizitus he got stuck and he released his shizitus everywhere
by Ballflapcrap August 9, 2019
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SHIIIIIIZZZZAAAAA

The act of your realization when ur gay italian friend died because of a huge rock
*Someone throws a rock at your caesar salad*
You: SHIIIIIIZZZZAAAAA
by epic_gamer69_420 December 20, 2020
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holy fa-shizit

A term used when a younger child is in the room, or if you dont like to cuss. Based on the term "Holy Shit" which is much more vulgar.
dude1: aww man, i just crapped my pants...
(little brother walks into room)
dude2: holy fa-shizit!
by thafranchise94 May 12, 2007
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shigity shigity schwa

A quote from a very amusing flash animation spoofing The Mario Brothers.

Used to show approval with an action or plan of such. Also used as a verbal taunt to some extent.

Possible dirivatives are:

Ba-shigity!
Shigity!
Schwa!

ect.
Guy 1: *Enter the room with a confident swagger* "Shigity Shigity Schwa!"
by Xhelix March 12, 2005
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shizit

secret word for swearing. It means shit.
"Holy shizit! Look at the size of that fucking chicken!"
by isthisfuckingnametakin??? January 2, 2009
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the shiiieeet

a body expression where u hold your hand across your chest as if to smack someone; to smack the shiiieeet out of someone -the holy shiiieeet -the double shiiieeet-the mr.white shiiieeet-the gangsta shiiiet-the regular shiiieeet
yo...ill smack the shiiieeet out of you!!!!
by davidius October 23, 2006
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shiitake

another way of saying shit, kinda like saying shiite . aside from that in Japanese it literally means "oak-tree mushroom"
by .:Kess:. February 13, 2004
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