Scuba Gear

Scuba gear is specific form of tea-bagging performed to the front of the tea-baggee. To perform scuba gear is very similar to the standard frontal tea-bag, with specific placement of the scrotum over the victim's eyes while passing gas in his/her mouth with intentions of humiliation. This completes the scuba gear, with the scrotum being the goggles, and the anus/ fart becoming the breathing apparatus.

I just got scuba geared, I feel like I need to brush my teeth and eyes!

by shakskrotch July 20, 2010

Scuba Dive

Synonym of Oral Sex or Muff Diving:
The act of preforming cunnilingus to a female, stimulating the clitoris and vagina with your tongue and/or mouth

Guy 1: Brohan do you scuba dive?

Guy 2: Nah man I'm allergic to fish...

Guy 1: True.

by NeckGod May 6, 2010

scuba noob

1) Someone who's IQ is below sea level.
2) Someone so ignorant, stupid, annoying, or lame that they are drowning in their own stupidity.
3) The very bottom of the food chain, below pond scum.

"Oh my god, Joe is such a scuba noob!"
"That's retarded; Don't be a scuba noob."

by chaosmastermind December 13, 2007

Scuba Tiger

Scuba Tiger(Noun): an epic person at chess

“damn, Alexadrea Botez is hot and what a Scuba Tiger too.”

“Shit you won” -person one
“Damn bitch you just got Scuba Tigered” -person two

by FactsAndFavors November 17, 2021

scuba dookie

When scuba diving, you poop your wet suit. This creates a scuba dookie.

Do you ever scuba dookie? man, i'll tell ya. its a bitch to clean up.

by Dylan furst February 2, 2007

scuba sex

when a woman puts her mouth on a man's ball sack, making his cock much like a snorkel.

dude, this floozy was all over my nut sack last night. She was treating my junk like a snorkel.... my nut sack was the mouth piece. You've got to try this Scuba Sex next time you score a hott floozy.

by pterodactyl55 October 17, 2010

Scuba Steve

The owner and and spokesperson on television and radio commercials for Car Stereo One, a chain of stores in the market of car stereos, remote car starters, and related equipment in Toledo, Ohio. Known for his unusual but unique slogans.

"Hey, it's Scuba Steve, from Car Stereo One. Turtle!"

"Did you see Scuba Steve on that commercial?"
"Yeah, what's with the turtle?"

by ohiofan January 6, 2009