scuba douche 

1. An aquatic douche, any person(s) of unsavory personality or taste (also consider a foul sense of humor, or downright idiotic demeanor).

2. A tomato sandwich, garnished with avocado and zucchini. The scuba douche is oftentimes enjoyed on rye bread, although it is not unheard of to be served the "S.D." on pumpernickel.

Lummox No. 1: "Hey, Martha, check out that scuba douche in the window! I'd like a slice of that douche."

Lummox No. 2: "You're such an asshole, Harvey."

'Scuba douche' is not a slang term. it isn't something you imagine would be said in Atlanta if you're from Chattanooga or Montreal. It is a completely fabricated concept, and should be disregarded as such.

scuba douche by Kevin Ayers June 18, 2011

Scuba 69 

When a dude and a bitch are having a 69 and the girl is smothering the dudes face with her pussy. Then finally he cant take it anymore and has to come up for air before placing his tongue back in her vagina and continuing to please.

Adam: Hey guys, Dana and I were having a 69 last night.

Bros: How was it?

Adam: Her sucking was on point but she was smothering my face with her pussy I couldnt breathe.

Bros: hahahahhahah wtf

Adam: Every minute I had to come up for air and take a deep breath before I put my tongue back on that clit

Bros: hahahhah Scuba 69ing that bitch!!!

Scuba 69 by dudedickingbitches69 October 2, 2011

scuba diver 

The act of having a shit (whilst sitting on the toilet) without needing to flush as it has already made its way down the U-tube and out of site in the actual bowl.

Ringo: Ahhhhh that was a good shit.
Kuba: That's disgusting, I didn't even hear you flush.
Ringo: Scuba diver mate...

scuba diver by HoOoOOOOooooOOoo October 18, 2009

Scuba Gear 

Scuba gear is specific form of tea-bagging performed to the front of the tea-baggee. To perform scuba gear is very similar to the standard frontal tea-bag, with specific placement of the scrotum over the victim's eyes while passing gas in his/her mouth with intentions of humiliation. This completes the scuba gear, with the scrotum being the goggles, and the anus/ fart becoming the breathing apparatus.

I just got scuba geared, I feel like I need to brush my teeth and eyes!

Scuba Gear by shakskrotch July 20, 2010

Scuba Dive 

Synonym of Oral Sex or Muff Diving:
The act of preforming cunnilingus to a female, stimulating the clitoris and vagina with your tongue and/or mouth

Guy 1: Brohan do you scuba dive?

Guy 2: Nah man I'm allergic to fish...

Guy 1: True.

Scuba Dive by NeckGod May 5, 2010

scuba noob 

1) Someone who's IQ is below sea level.
2) Someone so ignorant, stupid, annoying, or lame that they are drowning in their own stupidity.
3) The very bottom of the food chain, below pond scum.

"Oh my god, Joe is such a scuba noob!"
"That's retarded; Don't be a scuba noob."

scuba noob by chaosmastermind January 7, 2009

Scuba Tiger 

Scuba Tiger(Noun): an epic person at chess

“damn, Alexadrea Botez is hot and what a Scuba Tiger too.”

“Shit you won” -person one
“Damn bitch you just got Scuba Tigered” -person two

Scuba Tiger by FactsAndFavors November 16, 2021