popped my bag of wheat crunchies

Savoury snack based humour, meaning to ejaculate, usually with great intensity.

"I didn't just Boff the Mcfly out of her, i popped my bag of wheat crunchies all over her to finish!"

by Ogami June 4, 2007

chocolate scrunchie

anus, butthole, pooper and the like used mainly in the homosexual comunity.

"ohh check out the stud in the arseless chaps i'd like to ravage his chocolate scrunchie"

by masturvator March 2, 2008

butt scrunchie

Another word for the hole humans poop out of.

"Emily Johnson's butt scrunchie has lost its elasticity due to lots of use"

by YahHans January 13, 2014

Sunchies

aka the sex munchies. The feeling of intense hunger one gets after a sexual encounter. To have a case of the sunchies one must usually preform for long periods of time or in physically draining positions. The only cure is immediate food intake.

My girlfriend wanted to cuddle after sex but I told her my sunchies were too bad. She made me some food in hope that I would stop whining about starving to death.

by Mavymav February 25, 2011

hork crunchies

peices of undigested food,
stomach innards or otherwise crunchy substance located in ones spit puddle after they hock a loogie, or maybe even cough up a lung.

why do you have hork crunchies?

maybe you decide to cough up a chunky one. why?
cause there's crunchies stuck inside you!!

by #1_shit_stabber June 26, 2009

Butt Scrunchie

A colorful country radio DJ from Southeastern Michigan who has diarrhea of the mouth when not on the air. Also, a fart face.

Butt Scrunchie is the co-host of the morning show

by shiznit840 October 3, 2008

scrunching a grumpy

the physical act of defecating, going number 2, shitting or more specifically: the movement of one's bowels resulting in the excretion of fecal matter, typically in a toilet.

Ciarra took matches and spray with her to the bathroom because she was planning on scrunching a grumpy.

by SlowPoke33 September 9, 2009