mother scratcher

Another alternative to the phrase "mother fucker". Useful in situations where swearing is frowned upon.

That dirty mother scratcher...
Then I kicked the mother scratcher.
I am going to make that mother scratching bolt fit.

by irishpete5 October 13, 2004

ass scratcher

That guy who wants to sit around scratching his ass all day instead of doing anything to help himself or others, and still expects the world to supply his every need or desire. He has no legitimate disabilities but would rather live in his parents' basement instead of even trying to look for a job.

I think the term ass scratcher was coined on The Family Guy, but I'm too much of an ass scratcher to confirm that.

by Tom Donilon da bank lobbyist August 12, 2011

paint-scratcher

A parking spot that is so narrow that if the driver/passengers were to open their doors the paint on the car to either side would scratch right off.

Bob: Hey man, look! ROCK STAR PARKING!!
Ray: Nah man, that's a paint-scratcher... Look at those hummers! Find another spot..

by Paul April 21, 2007

african booty scratcher

a rude and disrespectful term to describe black africans, some even used on black people who aren’t even african at all.

*sits alone at lunch table*
random person: “YOO LOOK AT THAT AFRICAN BOOTY SCRATCHER 🤣”

by ssamia April 17, 2021

Scrotum Scratcher

A person who scratches their ball sack.

See James Johnson and Chris Zeiter

by Erick North March 10, 2003

knob scratcher

a hairdresser in Birmingham, UK

"I'm off to get my knob scratched"

"what do you do for a living?
I'm a knob scratcher"

by Rangie Tom September 23, 2005

Back Scratcher

When you are grinding with a girl, or doing any chest-to-back dance, and you get an erection that is therefore "scratching" her back. Depending on the severity of it and how intoxicated the girl is she may not feel it at all.

Ex. I popped 2 Viagra before coming to the club, girls get ready for the back scratcher.

by JayCeeDee March 5, 2015