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2 scoops

when u see a fine ass bitz and u know u wanna hi that u gosta ask her fo some scoops of that fine ass
Yo bitz let me get 2 scoops of that fine ass
by Patty D February 24, 2003
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two scoops of hoops

When one serving of Hoops just won't do and you must come back for more. Warning, Hoops is an addictive substance. May cause feelings of intense pleasure, good vibes and overall sense of love.
I could sure use two scoops of Hoops right about now.
by Winesamurai May 27, 2016
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2 scoops

To describe someone as a faggot,

as in wrestling you are alllowed to scoop someone from behind.
The "2 scooper" enjoys this act and intentionally does it as his special move to diddle your jingleberrys.

also derived from being fruity as in 2 scoops of raisin bran

He actually isnt gay, but is just so gay that he is gayer than gays.
dude 1: you whats up with brian?
dude 2: dont mind him he is just busy scooping lil boys and his employers.

"yo why is 2 scoops, cleaning the store after he clocked out"

"Idk, man, he been scooping his whole life, i dont think he can change."

Why didnt brain get the job as a police officer?

oh, prob because of his 2 scooping nature, and he paid a hoe for his first time.

dang, that shit is deep like how far brians fingers gets inbetween his competitors buttcrack.
by BrokenWindowsHawaii November 14, 2015
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hot scoops

A very large male ginger porn star. He is the founder of the "hot gravy scoop" sex move.
When I grow up, I want to be just like hot scoops.
by ben14slimjim June 29, 2011
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Two scoops

adding emphasis or compounding an existing feeling or observation.
Guy #1- What the hell is wrong with that quiet guy who sits in the back cubicle?
Guy #2- IDK? but he's looks like two scoops of "I shoot people in the work place".
Guy 1#- We better get him a Snickers ASAP!
by PoopyStroupie October 18, 2008
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Two scoops

1. The fine power at the bottom of a bag of marijuana. Named for it's ability to be 'scooped up' by a bong-bowl.
1. J: "Bro, you wanna smoke a bowl?"
M: "Two scoops!"
J: "Shoot!"
by CTSR June 11, 2006
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two scoops

1. Descriptor for a male/female that you think is hot stuff.

2. Can be used in half or no portions to describe a male/female who doesn't look bad and you would take home, but wouldn't tell anyone about later.
"Check out two scoops over there in the red sweater."

"Check the hottie over in the corner."
"Man, she's definately only one scoop at best."

"I asked Jessica to the dance, and she said she doesn't date people who aren't any scoops."
by sth21 June 11, 2006
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