The theory that the core of the Earth is not made of molten iron and nickel, but instead a hamster ball filled with Scared Geologists that run around in circles to make it spin.
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Get the Scared Geologist Theory mug.medical, The emotional fellings of a toilet seat located in public ones home. The seat fears fat ass people, you know the ones that walk through the stores ie Wal-Mart whos butt or hips are the largest part of their body. The seat is paranoid of these people dropping their oversized underware to use the toilet. The fear comes from having to see these people pull their cheeks apart just before sitting down and then being confined in total darkness. That is not the worse part, then the toilet seat has to see the dirty ass, because to much skin was in the way while pooping and is now covered in feces.
The toilet seat wobbled with fear as fat ass Margret began to have a seat. After three or four times of experiencing this fear the toilet seat's doctor diagnosed the seat with " scared toilet seat syndrome"
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Get the scared turtle mug.jim-Hey lol did you see steve last night?
tom-Yeah at the pary.
jim-We had this big dude tell him he was going to whoop his ass and he was scared shity!
tom-Oh well thats why he was running out of the house lol
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jim-We had this big dude tell him he was going to whoop his ass and he was scared shity!
tom-Oh well thats why he was running out of the house lol
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