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Scared Geologist Theory

The theory that the core of the Earth is not made of molten iron and nickel, but instead a hamster ball filled with Scared Geologists that run around in circles to make it spin.
"THE EARTH ARE CORE'S!!!! SCARED GEOLOGIST THEORY IS THEM TRUTH'S!!!!"
by empha September 18, 2023
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scared toilet seat syndrome

medical, The emotional fellings of a toilet seat located in public ones home. The seat fears fat ass people, you know the ones that walk through the stores ie Wal-Mart whos butt or hips are the largest part of their body. The seat is paranoid of these people dropping their oversized underware to use the toilet. The fear comes from having to see these people pull their cheeks apart just before sitting down and then being confined in total darkness. That is not the worse part, then the toilet seat has to see the dirty ass, because to much skin was in the way while pooping and is now covered in feces.
The toilet seat wobbled with fear as fat ass Margret began to have a seat. After three or four times of experiencing this fear the toilet seat's doctor diagnosed the seat with " scared toilet seat syndrome"
by zeusking007 November 3, 2007
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scared the pants on

Reference to Glen Close In Fatal Attraction. Her character "scared the pants on" every man in America.
That psycho bitch scared the pants on me. She she's twisted enough to be a real bunny boiler.
by Gunwrites July 24, 2014
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Scared shit

When you’re takin a shit in a stall with a faulty lock
I was at school taking a scared shit
by BearEggs November 21, 2018
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Scared of you

Not literally scared but used as “ you crazy as hell.”
yeah I’m definitely scared of you.”
by A_vale April 29, 2022
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scared turtle

When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.
I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.
by wipe my butt March 18, 2005
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scared shity

When a person is scared so bad that they shit themself .
jim-Hey lol did you see steve last night?

tom-Yeah at the pary.

jim-We had this big dude tell him he was going to whoop his ass and he was scared shity!

tom-Oh well thats why he was running out of the house lol
by troubledemon November 24, 2009
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