national samson day

national samson day is the day where you celebrate samson, give him thongs, candy, chips, and dragons. celebrate your friends and hace them twerk for you!

“it’s national samson day! let’s go rob his house!!!”

by mamajillschicken March 21, 2021

Reverse Samson

A sexual act that involves a man shaving a woman's head and then expanding her temple.

Q: Whoa! Did Delilah shave her head?

A: No, man. I gave her a Reverse Samson last night!

by SRSTD April 22, 2009

david samson

A white man trapped inside a black mans body

Look at that david samson trying to swim

by ysrhqgqerahqaeyrey January 12, 2016

kai samson

usually a person with a huge pe- ehrmm. Sorry. Huge Personality.

Boy 1: Hey did you hear about what that kid did to the girl in gym who broke her ankle?
Girl 1: Yeah! OMG he’s such a kai samson

by Jonesy the Thiccc lord April 29, 2019

Samson

A foolish boy who says dumb things in Health Class and has PTSD

He was a Samson

by KidFromHealthClass September 23, 2019

fat samson

A term used for long haired men, who would suck the shit out of another man's ass.

Clay Mathews is such a fat samson, he can probably taste the corn Aaron Rodgers ate last night.

by JeromeB March 12, 2018

prancing samson

Where one prances around a sexual partner prances around yelling profanities and trimming ones hair to turn on their partner.

Jim did the Prancing Samson to attract Sally.

by MikieBear July 1, 2016