Bob Saget

Skinny pale middle-aged washed out celebrity with the body features of an eagle. Thought he would get his career back by sucking off some producer for a little cameo in some movies such as the classic "Half-Baked" and the asscrumb of cinema, "Dumb and Dumberer". Gave up on life and now sits in the corner of his room reading Newsweek and Vogue.

Bob Saget molested the Olsen twins with his pecker-like nose.

by Somebody April 13, 2005

Bob Saget

Hollywood Prostitute. Anyone with little or no acting ability that trades dignity and honor for money by accepting acting roles in poorly written and unfunny comedies, undramatic dramas, and other lowest common denominator television shows or movies.

"Tom Cruise is such a Bob Saget."
America's Funniest Home Videos is so bad.
How bad is it?
It's got Bob Saget. (This might be interpreted as a double negative but it isn't one.)
Paris Hilton is such a Bob Saget!

by Bob Suruncle January 13, 2008

bob saget

Bob Saget = Satan; the Dark Lord; Lucifer; Etc...

Bob Saget is only one of many. Another popular one includes Martha Stewart.

by Informed One December 7, 2006

Bob Saget

Something you say when you're fucking pissed

*Jeff hits you*
"Oh Bob Saget Jeff!!"

by Boiii420fax November 11, 2017

Bob Saget

The programmer of Alexa. He also never worked for Amazon.

Alexa?
Yes!
Who is Jeff Bezos?
He's a long legged pissed off Puerto Rican!
Alexa?
Yes!

Who programmed you?
BOB SAGET!!!

by I eat swag for breakfast November 1, 2019

Bob Saget Shuffle

A complex sex move consisting of a hooker forming a tight seal around your butthole whilst blowing air into your colon. All of this is done while moving your legs up and down like a sumo wrestler.

Ryan Rigdon loves getting the ol' Bob Saget Shuffle.

by BigDuke6 May 5, 2020

bob saget

That one guy that Hollywood Undead mentions in their song, "No. 5".
And he was on Full House.

Funnier than ****, you can ask Bob Saget

by Emmmmmmmmmmmmma from June 29, 2006