S.I.M.P

1. Someone who has squirrels in their pants
2. A shorter way to say “slave(s) in my plantation” commonly used by racist white people

1. I think there’s S.I.M.P please help

2. I got a lot of Simp

by Melonesdiscordkitten January 8, 2022

S.I.M.P

Stomach in my panties

Putting the belly in panties to look slimmer

I am getting dressed now I’m going to put my S.I.M.P before I leave out.

by Halothedominatrix June 29, 2023

S.I.M.P.

A man who allows his free will to be co-opted by his mannish female partner who in all ways knuckles him under thereby making him her boy bitch.

Joe is such a S.I.M.P. (Self Imposed Male Pussification) He hand washes Janes panties in cold water and then line dries them which allows time for other subservient tasks.

by Higley May 5, 2024

P.M.S

1. premenstrual syndrome-PMS A varied group of physical and psychological symptoms, including abdominal bloating, breast tenderness, headache, fatigue, irritability, anxiety, and depression, that occur from 2 to 7 days before the onset of menstruation and cease shortly after menses begins.
2. a school in canada (Pitt Meadow School..seriously it does REALLY exist!)
3. a natural situation when a girl have their period and they become bitchy and become sharp (same as #1 but alittle different)

"o man...she is PMS-ing 24/7!!!!!"
"i can't stop PMS-ing!!Ahhhh~"
"i go to P.M.S"
"go P.M.S! you guys are so gonna win this basketball game!"

by cant_be_perfect October 9, 2003

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"

by TS-128 March 9, 2009

F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P

Song by Fall of troy, The name stands for Fuck Condoms Pre- Marital Sex Is The Shit Get 'Em Pregnant Get 'Em Pregnant Get 'Em Pregnant

I just heard that song F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P

by ICUP666 April 10, 2008

S.P.M

One horny bitch

S.P.M why are you letting your naked brother in your room

by XxiiixX July 10, 2020