rustic shower

a rustic shower is when you direrea all over your love partner

poop all over your love partner and have fun with your rustic shower

by poop jobber October 17, 2011

rustic cuff

The ring of truffle butter left on your finger after sticking it in a chicks ass

I fingered this chicks ass and got a rustic cuff

by jg87 April 28, 2016

Futu-rustic

An emerging avant-garde design style that blends streamlined, parametric shapes with traditional, naturalist elements, resulting in a special kind of humble yet expressive harmony.

- Yo, G.E. where did you get the cool shelf from? It's weirdly cozy and sci-fi at the same time...
- I made it myself, inspired by aeronautical engineering principles and the timeless aesthetic of walnut timber with flax finish. Neat, huh? I call it "futu-rustic".

by Eszenyi June 5, 2025

Rustic Spoon

When you insert a spoon into your rectum and then eat out of it.

Damn Billy, That rustic spoon you gave me early really hit the spot.

by crazycat42 December 15, 2020