russ maltese 

drunken sailor, russel crowe, to beat off in your pants,

"dude your as wasted as russ maltese"

"HEY, you wana fight!?" (in drunken british voice)

"i just russ maltesed in my pants"

russ maltese by jesus September 9, 2003

Russ Up !! 

Can be screamed whilst rising at the back stick to unleash the mother of all headers only to take it on the bridge of the nose or can also be used when departing for a night of needless drinking because like the footballing example your rising to the occasion with the best of interests only to go home with a bloody nose and in absolute pieces !!

Dip yer shoulder leave the defender for dead, get to the back stick leap like a tin of salmon and scream "RUSSSSSSS UPPPPPP !!!" - whallop take it on the nose !

OR

Join a group of like minded individuals and whilst making your way your public house of choice embark on header simiulations whilst screaming "RUSSSSS UPPPPPPPPP"

Russ Up !! by harrymonk October 27, 2003

russ him up 

it means to fuck someone up

jeff didnt let me finish inside him come we go russ him up fam

russ him up by dirtyhoetapper October 19, 2016

Russ’ing 

openly fucking another man after a long day at work.

I got off work from Finish Line and I let my light skin friend have it. I was russ’ing him all night.

Russ’ing by Moneyfunny November 24, 2017

russ bus 

nickname for russell. a chill dude who is sick at fortnite and thinks he’s muslim as a child even tho he’s just not. voice cracks for him r lit and he’s super nice.

russ bus just got 5 wins on fortnite in 2 hours!

russ bus by lini t February 18, 2018

Russ'n Gust 

When the sexual orphus becomes dry and flatulates.

synonyms: Queef, fart, cotton-mouth, the Sahara

antonyms: moist, wet, whirlpool, pudding, slick

"He always carries pocket lube, for fear of anyone in his presence being unable to cure Russ'n Gust."

Russ'n Gust by WristIcicle March 7, 2018

Russ savs 

Russ savs is the hardest gang in the Gloucestershire area, with a known leader called “TrapSav.offical”. It’s know it you enter the block of russ you’re guaranteed to get a bang round the jaw.

Don’t fuck with the russ savs, trust me they’ll knock ya teeth out bruv

Russ savs by RussSavvvv01 September 15, 2021