Double Dutch Rudder

The double dutch rudder is the process or action of two men standing facing each other, each with his right hand around his own penis, then they place their left hand on the elbow of their friends right elbow, then they simultaneously move the friends right elbow back/forth with their left hand causing the friend to masturbate.

It's universally accepted as not homosexual because you are only touching your friends elbow, but may be the most intimate non-gay act among two men as they are assisting in the ever beautiful act of masturbation.

...or you're just jerking off your friend.

example: i just gave it to you above... its helping each other jack, thats what a Double Dutch Rudder is. geez.

by JackCityByatch February 26, 2009

Rydude

professional homo killer and gets da losts

loves spaceghostpurrp and charli damelio

Oh, Rydude... you have ALL the losts

by v-kuh January 13, 2021

kevin rudd

To complain, harass or verbally assault a person, possibly reducing them to tears in the process.

Can also be abbreviated as "Kevin" or "Rudd".

"If my meal doesn't get here soon I'm going to have to pull a Kevin Rudd on the waitress."

by marshall31415 April 4, 2009

Ruddtarded

Ruddtarded- A person born with this mental condition has to work at least one million times harder to be able to do simple things (such as learn and communicate) that we take for granted. Additionally, a Ruddtarded individual will usually suffer a lot of ridicule from society because people fear what they do not understand.

"You are so Ruddtarded, you make me want to kill myself by climbing your ego and jumping to your IQ."

by Ruddtarted March 11, 2015

ruddiestthrone

Ew… stay away from this guy. He is the pandemic we’ve all been fearing and he is also the solution to it. He has the power to end world hunger by dropping his album but he won’t. He is an awful person.

Boy - Omg this guy is so bad at everything!
Other Boy - Yes! He is such a Ruddiestthrone:(

by JakobSnakob November 19, 2021

Ghost Rudder

The combination of the dutch rudder and the stranger.

Roommate waking up, "Dude my hands asleep."
Other Roommate, "Sweet I'll give you a ghost rudder to start the day off."

by Smith Shark March 31, 2009

Comfort Rudder

When you give another guy a handjob, thinking that's how you do a Dutch Rudder. It's a fucking common mistake.

Guy 1: Dutch Rudder! Dutch Rudder!
Guy 2: Yo! Stop touching my dick, dude!
Guy 1: Isn't this how you do a Dutch Rudder?
Guy 2: You have to move my arm when I grab my cock, you vagine!
Guy 1: So what did I do?
Guy 2: A...a Comfort Rudder!
Guy 1: Fail

by Cumfirst October 8, 2009