Rancho Intenso

When any situation is taken to the extreme.

John and Mandy got in a fight in the middle of the party, then Mandy kicked him in the nuts, it was so rancho intenso.

by HanselRock March 23, 2013

rancho christian

A school with a bunch of soft people and lesbians. This school is full of shit and everyone cries for everything. The teachers are a bunch of shits that only care about a fucking hat but dont wipe their asses before checking other peoples.

Rancho christian "Have you heard of rancho satan?"

by Raiderfan294 March 4, 2017

ronchy whore

Jesse's mom is a ronchy whore because she fucks people she meets at the bar.

Guess who's a ronchy whore?...Ya' Jesse's mom.

by Logan Hill December 6, 2004

Rancho Murieta

Old people community by sacramento,15 miles south of Folsom,where lots of old racist white people live. Literally almost everyone here is racist as fuck and somehow it slides(as everywhere sadly)They have gay security and so if youre black and live there, everyone will call security on you and they don't do anything about it. heck,even the security guards that work there say racism is "freedom of speech" and that anyone can say anything.Bunch of stuck up white kids are racist as well. there was even a sac bee article where local Marica Courson stated"... you black men might be better off at home after a certain hour" suggesting a black people curfew? like wtf. she also said "do we really understand why a shooting occurred" like um wtf. it is true that if youre black and go out at night and u see a group of white men, they will start shit, but thats only cuz theyre RACIST. literally. even at the hotel across the communitys racist. a stupid white pig called a black guy a nigger and a fight broke out. many in rancho responded saying they had no idea it was there (u can google article) and that rancho isnt like that. WELL lemme tell ya, thats all rancho is. they all read the bee at 6am, theyre old white racist people with nothing better to do and wake up early.gmfu. and they teach racism to there stuck up kids. sad truth many dont know because this community is VERY secretive. majority if not all the adults here are racist. and idk why no one else bothered to define but i am.

bro #1: yo bros wanna come over after school to my place?

bro #2: sheeeeit, bro why not come over to rancho murieta and we can go smoke.

bro #1: well i would but your parents are racist and give me dirty looks, also, if we go out security will just get called when we smoke, i wanna smoke in peace, shit even cops let you off but these security guards are racist pigs.

bro #3: yea dude everyone in rancho is racist as fuck im only going over there tomorrow to fuck becky, but honestly fuck rancho. I would rather live somewhere that you can walk as any race and not get looks, also if i walk home from your house when we leave ill probably get confronted by security asking me what im doing/going/who i met/ if im called in/ if your parents know/ etc,etc, maybe even get written up for trespassing dawg, a chance im not tryna take.

bro #1: but i can sneak my parents car out and drive u out of the gates so u can get picked up
bro #2 & #3: fuck off just smoke in eg brooooo fuck rancho

honestly i hope in the near future rancho murieta is interracial as fuck. man. fuck that place. i know way to many racist incidents that occur there DAILY. not a white boy writing this btw. peace

by sophisticated mac n cheese October 2, 2018

ronch

Onomatopoeic:
The noise made as one eats one's way out of a recording studio, possibly with hands tied.

You can't record for shit, Albini. I'm outta this studio - straight through the roof! Ha!
-ronch, ronch, ronch-

by Bill February 17, 2004

Rancho

A tarantula.

"Cowabunga dudes, you know we're riding the waves and hangin' 10! The ranchos are right there, but they're hangin' 8, man! Ranchos are the coolest, and I gotta tell ya, the babes dig ranchos the most. 8 legs of justice."

by wreckingrocc February 16, 2017

Rancho

Short for Rancho Cucamonga, CA. In the Inland Empire this is what people call the city of Rancho Cucamonga. Ironically Rancho Cucamonga used to be named only "Cucamonga" with the "Rancho" added in the very late 70's. This decision was made when Cucamonga, Alta Loma and Etiwanda became all one city. But most old timers still insist on calling thier parts of the city by it's former name. With Alta Loma being more prestigous in the 70' and 80's and Etiwanda becoming more prestigous in the 90' and 00's. Cucamonga is considered the least prestigious of the three.

I (we) live in Rancho. Over in Rancho.

by Victoria Princess April 22, 2007