spit roasting

A three-way sex act in which a person is penetrated orally and either anally or vaginally.

Your mother got arrested, but was released after she let the cops spit-roast her on video.

by El Juanquero May 13, 2005

Romantic sex

Romantic sex is fantastic. It’s all about foreplay, building anticipation and connecting emotionally. Having romantic sex with your partner is all about being vulnerable with each other. It’s about using sex as a way to connect on a deeper level. It’s an expression of love, instead of solely a way to climax. Take your time while focusing on your partner’s pleasure. Kiss, touch, and explore each other. Don’t rush through it in favor of the big finale. Be verbal, moan, tell your partner you love the way their body feels. Say I love you. These are guaranteed ways to bring a little romance into your sex life. Caressing, giving massages, cuddling, hugging, kissing on the face, and holding hands have been strongly linked to partner satisfaction. It goes without saying that fast sex isn’t romantic sex. If you feel yourself close to finishing but your partner isn’t there yet, stop, calm down, and start again. Enjoy the moment.

Romantic sex is fantastic.

by imonlyunpocoloco July 28, 2020

Closet romantic

Someone who pretends to hate romance and all things romantic. Usually seen as someone who's very mean and/or agressive. romance

Shandy seemed like a complete bitch on the outside, but she was secretly a closet romantic.

by Kris Y. March 31, 2008

roganing

v. Looking at the male genitals of an animal with barely suppressed homoerotic lust. Named for the way the host of "Fear Factor" looks longingly at horse dongs and pig testicles as he make the contestants chow down on them.

I saw a guy at the county fair roganing the schlongs on the horses.

by SkidMarkyMark May 8, 2006

Romantic Shower

When some dumbass roommate decides to stay in the shower for a long ass time, and you presume that he is charming the one eyed snake; thereby, taking a romantic shower.

Alejandro: Dude, Dave has been in the shower for like a half hour.

Andre: Yeah man, he's probably having a romantic shower.

by Jandro0046 December 10, 2010

cynical romantic

Someone who thinks loves is a really nice thing and a great ideal, but believes that it is something that will realistically never happen for them.

"John really enjoys being around Erika, but he won't ask her out because he's convinced himself that any relationship would inevitably crash and burn. He's such a cynical romantic."

by alaricut October 27, 2008

helpless romantic

Someone who can not control being romantic or having romantic thoughts.

Hannah is a helpless romantic

by Shawny G January 3, 2008