ROLF

1. To eat huge portions of food
2. To eat at Pizza Hut
3. To vomit

I ROLFed an entire large pizza.

I went ROLFing with some friends, and our waitress was attractive.

I ROLFed after eating that massive portion of food.

by Brian August 28, 2004

rolf

To give someone a deep, painful vagina stretching with hands and fists using the system of intense internal massage developed by Ida Rolf called structural integration based on a pseudoscientific (i.e., bullshit) new age healing philosophy.

My pussy still hurts and all my insides are still recovering after I my chiropractor rolfed me yesterday.

by SalRos May 2, 2020

rolfing

Growing Rolf Harris like hair, beard and sideburns. Playing strange instruments and partaking in Felching.

I was rolfing around at the weekend.

by PO April 27, 2006

rolf

Roll On Laughing Floor.

(Person 1) HAHAHAH! ROLF!
(Person 2) You mean ROFL?
(Person 1) No, ROLF. Roll On Laughing Floor, duh.
(Person 2) ...

by kifykif October 25, 2010

rolfing

Massage involving deep, painful vagina stretching with hands and fists using the system of intense internal and external massage developed by Ida Rolf called "structural integration," based on a pseudoscientific (i.e., bullshit) new age healing philosophy.

My pussy still hurts and all my insides are still recovering after my rolfing session yesterday.

by SalRos May 2, 2020

ROLF

Really Obnoxious Loudmouthed Fatso

Rush Limbaugh is a ROLF

by iheartjamesbond February 5, 2009

Bimmy Rolfe

Evil twin of James Rolfe. Took over his brother's legacy around 2012, and has been out of time ever since. Why do people call him Bimmy? Take a wild guess.

Justy: "All right James, now pretend that you're excited!"
Bimmy Rolfe: "Sigh.... wow..."

by Onion Curator April 16, 2022