ROBLOX is best defined as a massive scam in the form of an online building game, orchestrated by the Evil Lord Shedletsky (a.k.a. Telamon) and his happy, friendly, game-programming 'friends'. In this amazingly crap and utterly boring (and yet somehow addictive to about 5 million children) game, you are tempted to waste about $30 a month on a so-called Builders Club subscription, which gives you virtual benefits so you can buy more unoriginal and idea-stealing hats created by ROBLOX's half-witted developers. If you don't want to do that, you will have to bear all the five-year-olds shouting "OMGZ I R BC SO I PWN U HAX!!! PWNZ0RED" in your blocky face every five seconds.
If you don't want to waste real-life money on virtual goods, then you can build 'places' (a bit like small games made of Lego-like bricks) using a buggy and half-written piece of software called Roblox Studio, which is based loosely on Microsoft's Visual Studio. However, if your IQ is too low (which is likely if you're playing ROBLOX at all) then you can use a dumbed-down building tool, which lets you insert endlessly 'free models' created by members of the community, so you can create obstacle courses jokingly nicknamed 'obbys' to get lots of place visits by random idiots with no grammar who seem to think that repetitive jumps over red 'lava' bricks that kill you on touch is fun.
If you don't want to waste real-life money on virtual goods, then you can build 'places' (a bit like small games made of Lego-like bricks) using a buggy and half-written piece of software called Roblox Studio, which is based loosely on Microsoft's Visual Studio. However, if your IQ is too low (which is likely if you're playing ROBLOX at all) then you can use a dumbed-down building tool, which lets you insert endlessly 'free models' created by members of the community, so you can create obstacle courses jokingly nicknamed 'obbys' to get lots of place visits by random idiots with no grammar who seem to think that repetitive jumps over red 'lava' bricks that kill you on touch is fun.
ROBLOXian 1: omglol i luv roblux itz so fun lol rofl
ROBLOXian 2: ZOMG UR A NUB U KILD ME OMG
ROBLOXian 1: HAX0R! REPORTD
ROBLOXian 2: REPORTD 4 FALS REPORT
ROBLOXian 1: REPRTOD 200 TIMZ!!!!
ROBLOXian 2: UMG UR RPOTRED 1000 TIEMZ!
ROBLOXian 1: HAX0R
ROBLOXian 2: NUBCAIK
ROBLOXian 1: BLAK
ROBLOXian 2: OMG RACIST
ROBLOXian 1: RPROTD 4 SAYIN RACIST
etc.
ROBLOXian 2: ZOMG UR A NUB U KILD ME OMG
ROBLOXian 1: HAX0R! REPORTD
ROBLOXian 2: REPORTD 4 FALS REPORT
ROBLOXian 1: REPRTOD 200 TIMZ!!!!
ROBLOXian 2: UMG UR RPOTRED 1000 TIEMZ!
ROBLOXian 1: HAX0R
ROBLOXian 2: NUBCAIK
ROBLOXian 1: BLAK
ROBLOXian 2: OMG RACIST
ROBLOXian 1: RPROTD 4 SAYIN RACIST
etc.
by Fooby o'the Zeeky November 26, 2010
Get the Robloxmug. by Jorgeroblox February 6, 2018
Get the Robloxmug. by Bombh January 20, 2018
Get the Robloxmug. by LolCringe October 20, 2019
Get the Robloxmug. your number one game for your 8 year old kids to go on a flare war against either a person with common sense and better knowledge or someone who is trying to troll and verbally destroy your kid by using memes. Also includes a shit ton of people/groups with a gangster complex and will attempt to talk like a ghetto person if your child insults them or really says anything.
by meatdestroyerbot900 March 6, 2019
Get the robloxmug. An online platform for 8 year olds to say "oof" and "noob" to try to be cool. This would work except 1) They're on F*****g Roblox and B)All they ever end up saying is ### or OOF! in English.
OOF!
OOF!
Roblox be like
8 year old A)
OOF! You're not coming to my birthday party.
8 year old B)
No you.
Me)
SAVAGE!!!
8 year old A)
OOF! You're not coming to my birthday party.
8 year old B)
No you.
Me)
SAVAGE!!!
by OOF!TheRobloxian October 16, 2018
Get the Robloxmug. HEY SCRUB U A NOOB U AINT NO ROBUX OH YEA ITS CAUSE I DONT LIVE IN MY MUMS BASEMENT AND IM NOT 40 YEARS OLD U BROKE PIECE OF ########### AND THATS THE DEFENITON OF ROBLOX
by thickboythethotslayer December 11, 2018
Get the robloxmug.