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Roblox

ROBLOX is best defined as a massive scam in the form of an online building game, orchestrated by the Evil Lord Shedletsky (a.k.a. Telamon) and his happy, friendly, game-programming 'friends'. In this amazingly crap and utterly boring (and yet somehow addictive to about 5 million children) game, you are tempted to waste about $30 a month on a so-called Builders Club subscription, which gives you virtual benefits so you can buy more unoriginal and idea-stealing hats created by ROBLOX's half-witted developers. If you don't want to do that, you will have to bear all the five-year-olds shouting "OMGZ I R BC SO I PWN U HAX!!! PWNZ0RED" in your blocky face every five seconds.

If you don't want to waste real-life money on virtual goods, then you can build 'places' (a bit like small games made of Lego-like bricks) using a buggy and half-written piece of software called Roblox Studio, which is based loosely on Microsoft's Visual Studio. However, if your IQ is too low (which is likely if you're playing ROBLOX at all) then you can use a dumbed-down building tool, which lets you insert endlessly 'free models' created by members of the community, so you can create obstacle courses jokingly nicknamed 'obbys' to get lots of place visits by random idiots with no grammar who seem to think that repetitive jumps over red 'lava' bricks that kill you on touch is fun.
ROBLOXian 1: omglol i luv roblux itz so fun lol rofl

ROBLOXian 2: ZOMG UR A NUB U KILD ME OMG

ROBLOXian 1: HAX0R! REPORTD

ROBLOXian 2: REPORTD 4 FALS REPORT

ROBLOXian 1: REPRTOD 200 TIMZ!!!!

ROBLOXian 2: UMG UR RPOTRED 1000 TIEMZ!

ROBLOXian 1: HAX0R

ROBLOXian 2: NUBCAIK

ROBLOXian 1: BLAK

ROBLOXian 2: OMG RACIST

ROBLOXian 1: RPROTD 4 SAYIN RACIST

etc.
by Fooby o'the Zeeky November 26, 2010
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Roblox

Roblox a game to have sex with 7 year olds and become a sex offender on roblox
Oh I know that game me and my buddy tag teamed a girl on roblox
by Jorgeroblox February 6, 2018
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Roblox

A popular internet game with thousands of players allowed to build whatever they want.
by Bombh January 20, 2018
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Roblox

Game with graphics that break your PC, and full of stuff to give you Boners
by LolCringe October 20, 2019
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roblox

your number one game for your 8 year old kids to go on a flare war against either a person with common sense and better knowledge or someone who is trying to troll and verbally destroy your kid by using memes. Also includes a shit ton of people/groups with a gangster complex and will attempt to talk like a ghetto person if your child insults them or really says anything.
Person 1: "Ever heard of roblox?"
Person 2: "Get the fuck out of my house"
by meatdestroyerbot900 March 6, 2019
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Roblox

An online platform for 8 year olds to say "oof" and "noob" to try to be cool. This would work except 1) They're on F*****g Roblox and B)All they ever end up saying is ### or OOF! in English.

OOF!
Roblox be like

8 year old A)
OOF! You're not coming to my birthday party.

8 year old B)
No you.

Me)

SAVAGE!!!
by OOF!TheRobloxian October 16, 2018
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roblox

an online virtual game where you can talk to 40 year old people
HEY SCRUB U A NOOB U AINT NO ROBUX OH YEA ITS CAUSE I DONT LIVE IN MY MUMS BASEMENT AND IM NOT 40 YEARS OLD U BROKE PIECE OF ########### AND THATS THE DEFENITON OF ROBLOX
by thickboythethotslayer December 11, 2018
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