rivaled

To have someone deliberately draw the attention of a being of hostility to themself, and then go near their victim (so as to alert said hostile being of your presence).

Usually, the offender also pretends to be dead (or completely vanish), in order to disinterest the aforementioned hostile being from them completely leaving their victim in danger.

Victim: I was just minding my own business when some rogue with a vicious mountain lion chasing him ran at me and vanished!

Victim's Friend: You got rivaled!

by Casp May 10, 2005

rizalacked

to get owned.

Fuck this game, i keep on getting rizalacked!

by Zitab21 April 1, 2009

Rival

Growing up you had opponents, back when you could break each others bones. Then, opponents became rivals in college. Really rivals and rivalries are for college kids and the ancient Greeks.

The guy had no rival. He sure had some opponents though.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

rivalstwt day

June 7th. We had a rivals lore stream and #rivalstwt was trending on twitter. WE WIN THESE

just had a full fucking feast on rivalstwt day, life has never been better

by ame.kko June 6, 2021

Rivalry

When you remember that one kid you had a crush on from the Garrison and told your gay dad all about, so instead of getting rejected or making it awkward, you pretend you hate him.

It backfires when you have a bonding moment and he pretends he doesn’t remember it.

It’s a rivalry. You know? Lance and Keith, neck and neck.

by 16yearsofbullshit July 23, 2018

Red River Rivalry

When a man has a threesome with two menstruating women who are vying for his love and affection.

There's a real Red River Rivalry going on between Tom, Sue, and Sally.

by Donnie Walnuts October 17, 2009

rizeal

an actual response to anything that is surprising to the one responding.

Eh yo, I seen your girl at the corner selling your shit the other day.
"Oh fo' rizeal?"

by doesn't matter November 8, 2003