River wanker

Sam loves wanking in rivers its 1 of his many pastimes and really turns him on he may also flash his cock at you if he even has 1

Sam's a river wanker

by Hicklenators July 23, 2020

Somalian River Rat

An endangered species of Ninja Rats, which have evolved over the course of 3 million years to surf on tsunamis and/or any other moving body (including but not limited to: Pokemon, Clairvoyant Gymnasts, Professional Riot Bacon Hunters, and Children to name a few) which frequently plague the small country. They have been hunted nearly to extinction for their really crappy singing and for rebelling against the Kool-Aid Man's Dictatorship over the country and for leading organized raids against nearby Villages, claiming over $4.3 Million in stolen 15th Anniversary Limited Edition Collectible Cthulhu Action Figures and Gummy Bears leaving 45 wounded.

We must bring justice to the people, avenge our fallen comrades, and exterminate the Somalian River Rats.

by ChickenHacker August 5, 2016

Crystal river high school

A very nice looking school but has lots of sluts and fuck boys roaming around without protection located in a meth infested neighborhood. And all the teachers smoke before class.Also all the country kids fuck there relatives.

Do you go to Crystal river high school.

by Big daddy dicc December 1, 2018

Rites of Spring

The original emo band. Guy Picciotto, who later joined Fugazi, sings on their self-titled album and the EP All Through A Life (You can get their full discography on a CD, it's called End on End, from dischord.com). Only together for about a year and a half. Absolutely bloody brilliant band.

"I woke up this morning with a piece of past caught in my throat, and then I choked." - From the song For Want Of - Rites Of Spring

by Oddball May 11, 2006

The Dark Knight Rises

By far the most anticipated movie of 2012, maybe in history. It's the 3rd and last movie of Christopher Nolan's  brilliant Batman series. It features one of Batman oldest, most known villain- Bane (Tom Hardy) and Catwoman (Anne Hathaway) the movies release date is July 20th 2012.

Guy 1: Did you see the teaser trailer for The Dark Knight Rises?? Jim Gordan looks pretty beat up.

Guy 2: yeah it's Bane that little son of a bitch! Batman will put him in his place.

by Megamaverick99 August 30, 2011

cry me a river

to tell a moaning person to shut up and that you dont care.

your cat got ran over and your giro is late, Cry me a river love!

by filth April 23, 2003

River Hobbit

A dirty woman who walks along rivers and meets fisher men and then offers to have you give her the shocker.

That river hobbit we met today sure did like to have the shocker inserted into her dirty spider.

by PG November 26, 2004