A bizarre act of sexual deviance in which one party, male or female, lays facedown on a foosball table and has a plastic replica Star Wars lightsaber toy inserted into their rectum. A pool ball of any color is then inserted into his or her mouth. Following these preparations, a previously prepared mixture consisting of one quart melted vanilla ice cream and one quart human feces is poured over the nape of the subjects neck. Finally, four assistants must rapidly rotate the rows of foosball players that the initial subject is lying on, causing great sexual excitement to the subject. Furthermore, all parties present must be wearing an authentic German standard-issue World War I helmet, complete with the decorative spike on top.
Not to be confused with the Clean Ricardo, in which the helmets are optional.
Not to be confused with the Clean Ricardo, in which the helmets are optional.
Bob: I got a Filthy Ricardo yesterday.
Rickard: God dammit why do you always tell me about this shit
Rickard: God dammit why do you always tell me about this shit
by lezahhmedoug May 6, 2008
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Person 1: Do you know Ricardo Hernandez?
Person 2: No, who is he?
Person 1: Wow, you should meet him, he's so cool.
Person 2: oh shit, I wanna meet Ricardo Hernandez.
Person 2: No, who is he?
Person 1: Wow, you should meet him, he's so cool.
Person 2: oh shit, I wanna meet Ricardo Hernandez.
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Look at that Rikardo over there playing his guitar and getting blowjobs because of his seducing music.
That chill bro, Rikardo, is getting a dirty sanchez while playing his sexy ukulele songs.
That chill bro, Rikardo, is getting a dirty sanchez while playing his sexy ukulele songs.
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