rhino

to kick someone with your knee up their butt without them knowing you're going to do it.

"that rhino she gave me hurt like hell!"

by Emily October 30, 2004

rhino

a fat, grey, magical, UNICORN

I went to Africa, and I saw rhinos, lions, zebras, and cheetahs.

by Meepster April 4, 2015

RHINO

Acronym for: Really Here In Name Only.

Persistent non-attender.
Used to describe a person who is on the books of an establishment or organization, but rarely shows up, such as long-term-sick employees or school truants.

"So did he show up for the history lecture?"

"Course he didn't, the kid's a fucking RHINO."

by Norman D. Landings April 14, 2009

rhino

Any person who stands up for the weak, downtrodden or defenseless, i.e., babies, animals, baby animals, old people etc. Rhinos hate bullies and will not tolerate them.
A Rhino will take on the forces of bad stuff, even against seemingly overwhelming odds. Rhinos love to play and joke a lot, but when confronted with evil or danger they beomce dynamic and ferocious. Rhinos also love children,family and friends and are steadfast and loyal.

"Did you see that guy knock out that mugger ?! He is a real rhino !"

by eldannysolis February 4, 2010

Rhinoed

When a really fat person is walking towards you and you do not move out the way and they walk into you.

Dude1: Watch Out man yor gonna ge rhinoed
Dude2: aaah Shiiit!!!!

by maroman1 September 1, 2009

rhino

To exclaim "I Have AIDS" as you are blowing your load during sex.

Did you here that Bushy gave Drew a rhino!

by Don Was February 28, 2004

The Rhino

The move you do in basketball when you come to the realization that you will never block a shot. All you do is yell and run head first at the shooter at his stomach or crotchular area (without making noticable contact).

*player with the ball taking a three pointer*
Josh - Aaaaahhhh!!! What should I do?!?! I can't block him!!!
Other defensive player - DO THE RHINO!!!!!

by JRjunior24 February 20, 2011