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How to revise

what you type in google after you have been procrastinating for 4 hours when your exams are tomorrow
i have been doing nothing for hours, google search how to revise
by KevinNotBacon April 15, 2021
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Revisement

Revisement, the act of considering revision suggestions, changes, etc.
Thank you for your input on the project, we will take it under revisement.
by Mr. Skwirelle February 2, 2024
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Revision Revision Revision

The act in which one shouts “Revision Revision Revision” at someone that isn’t revising for a test
“Dad I’m on the Xbox”-johnny
“No, Revision Revision Revision”
by Wild Warren December 13, 2020
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penis gang **revised example sentence**

gang gang gang shi u feel me flu flammin shi u feel me ebk shi u know what im sayin penis gang on top u feel me mf
person 1: "yo u know what block u in?"

person 2: "nah"

person 1: "penis gang run dis block mf" *pulls out a strap* "im finna put u inna pack"

person 2: "oh shi" *starts runnin like a pussyboy*

person 2: "cmere shit ahh ngga!!" *starts emptying out clips on dat bih*

person 2: *dies*

person 1: "yee thas right u been served ngga" *does the race*

penis gang **revised example sentence**
by verty da ruler November 18, 2023
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Jadua's revision

Do not revise before playing video because afterwards when you play you will forget everything you revised.
Follows jadua's revision to revise properly
by Jadzz October 18, 2020
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Revision grazing

Literally, to eat when revising for exams. You usually don't notice you're doing it.
Elle: Wow, I put on ten pounds last week.

Grace: Must be all that revision grazing.
by smileymagicbeth June 16, 2010
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Kang (Revised)

A previous credit score so low that it crashed the world economy in 2008 when Countrywide made thousands of risky loans to Kangs of color. These loans were complete garbage and nobody wanted to touch them in their investment portfolio, so rating companies like S&P, Moody's and Fitch all collaborated to give these Kang loans a fake higher score. These loans caused rolling defaults when the Kangs of color predictably defaulted on them. This caused the entire system to collapse and were it not for the government stepping in, the Kangs would have destroyed the world financial system.

It's 2023 and the Kangs are back. After years of printing money and then later trying to raise interest rates to control the out-of-control inflation, the US government is realizing the asset bubble they created is leaving behind the Kangs who can't afford property. The Kangs of color don't pay their mortgages but there's a new scheme to shoulder the burden on the responsible white people. It's not enough that the banks and government make AAA-rated reliable money on white mortgage payers, they're now going to put a Kang tax on all mortgage payers with a credit score of over 750. This is a risk-avoidance scheme to punish whites further and to prop up the Kangs of color.

When the Kangs default on their mortgages, the banks will just reclaim the property and sell it at a profit to whites. All the while they'll still be collecting the higher mortgage Kang tax from the whites as well.
2023 is the year Biden dropped the Kang (Revised) tax on us all.
by Jim Crowing May 1, 2023
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