reaudition

To try out for a sexual relationship even when you know that you'll fail.

"Did you reaudition?"
"Yeah, but I don't think it's gonna go anywhere."

by slightoflips October 18, 2011

testicular rendition

The act of using your testes to reenact any play, musical, opera, or movie with your testicles.

Mike's testicular rendition of "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" was brilliant. Who would have thought that a testicle could resemble Jack Nicholson so much?

by Clayton25 March 19, 2008

our high school reunion

Your high school reunion goals will vary.
5 years: look like you drove straight from the beach, toast your dead friends, drain the bar, get laid.
10 years: own it, crush it, get blown repeatedly.
20 years: arrive late, sit down with your remaining friends who saved you a seat and ordered your favorite cocktail, get blown at the reunion and shag in the hotel.
30 years: get a room, bring color coded wrist bands and hand them out to the girls you want to blow you, tug you, bang etc.

Her: "Hi! I'm so glad you made it to our high school reunion!"
You: "Where's the bar? Your ass looks great! You got a room? Here's a wrist band."

by Mr Special September 10, 2018

A redneck reunion

When many members of the same family have an orgy

My cousins came over and we had a redneck reunion

by Matts a mud cracker November 28, 2016

spam reunion

The reunion of two people that occurs because one of their online accounts has been compromised and sends spam to the other, resulting in the other to reply and reconnect to the first person.

Joe receives email advertising "Make your penis 20X larger with just one pill!" from an old acquaintance, Bob.
Joe replies to Bob: "Hey Bob - looks like your email got hacked. How have you been, man? The family is well, I hope? I just started a new job down in the valley - it's going pretty well. We should catch up over drinks sometime."
Bob replies: "Thanks for the heads up, Joe. I changed my email password. I'm excited to see you for a spam reunion."

by weyus September 25, 2013

Reunion Crush

A crush that takes place during or after a reunion of some sort (10 year high school) where you reconnect with someone you once knew from years ago (10 years)

You can't explain or understand what happened, but you just know from the moment you look into your crush's beautiful eyes (brown) and smell their shampoo /hair product. You just know you have a crush and you know you are no longer the same again.

Janny: fess up slut!

Car: I have a crush on Summer, our voice in the morning from 10 years ago - senior year.. REMEMBER??
Janny: *no comment* well ,leave the nice lady alone ok?

Car: Too late - I kinda told her..

Janny: Ewww... you are a creep! Don't tell anyone you know me - I feel embarrassed of you!!! What were you thinking! Poor Summer.

Car: I have a reunion crush and life is good =P

by Car Sun- December 31, 2009

Reunitation

The cool way of saying Reunion.

I really enjoyed that reunitation last night.

by ReunitationIsCool December 20, 2010