retatard

being a retard x2

emily -i just ran into a wall

payten -omg youre a retatard

by DADDY SHREKY May 20, 2020

Renotard

What people from California call the residents of Northern Nevada. Though the Renotard may actually be from Sparks, or Carson City, or even Incline Village. Renotards are looked down upon because they are poorly educated, lazy, mean-spirited, money-grubbing, racist cowards. They like to dress up like cowboys with high heeled boots, skin tight jeans (sometimes with starched creases), and goofy hats. They horde guns, drive lifted pickups, and call 911 for petty annoyances. They are almost always intoxicated, usually on alcohol, methamphetamines, or both. They are hillbilly trash.

The Renotard beat up his mother with a banjo while high on meth again.

by JOKERSWILDX September 21, 2021

Mercury Retrograde by Proxy

When you are not affected by Mercury retrograde yourself... but everyone around is. Hence you end up suffering during a Mercury Retrograde nevertheless, by having to put up with everyone else's drama.

Later that morning : work continued awfully and threatened to spoil my day. Despite me being fastidiously careful, people tried to blame me for things which went wrong anyway. In other words, I had managed to transcend the effects of the Mercury Retrograde today, but my managers and co-workers had not, so I had to deal with their bullshit, nonetheless. In effect, I suffered from Mercury Retrograde by Proxy.

- Alex Sumner

by Doctor Pinch January 11, 2023

Murphy in Retrograde

A special time in the universe when, everything that can, will go Right.

After I found my lost class ring, and the Prize Patrol knocked on my door, I knew that was, Murphy in Retrograde.

by Chefspam March 20, 2015

rettard

A Term originally established by Taipan20.

Taipan20: You are rettard, obviusly

by balbaldskljfdwiuf31urb3ui1fiu3 November 18, 2013

retrograde wheelbarrow

Its when you are part of a donkey show where you have a donkey and a man(or woman)in a harness, and the donkey is giving it to the man(or woman) while suspended from the donkey. Meanwhile there's a midget with a riding crop wearing nothing more than a black leather hat. He's whipping the donkey to get it to move while the donkey is also eating out of a bag of oats laced with PCP. Now you take a Wii remote with the nunchuck attachment and you insert either end into the donkey's rectum, you then put the other end into the midget's rectum. There's a wheelbarrow behind the donkey. In the wheelbarrow is a tub of pudding with a german female midget can can dancing in the pudding, while "God Save the Queen" is playing on a radio.

I was down in TJ taking a cab when a taxi driver asked me if I wanted to see a donkey show. I told him I had already seen one so he asked if I had ever seen a retrograde wheelbarrow done.

by The Cultists November 22, 2007

reprotarded

the stupidity associated with the chemical urge to reproduce

don't be reprotarded.

by knife fight jones July 25, 2010