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retroactively-awkward photo op

The tendency of girls to take pictures with everyone at a party (regardless of whether or not they like the people in the photos), so that if something awkward or embarrassing happens with someone during the course of that party, there is usually a photo of them before that incident happened.
"Look at that picture of Michael, Ella, and Isabel"
"Weren't Ella and Isabel in a catfight that night?"
"Yeah but this was at the beginning of the night, it's clearly a retroactively-awkward photo op."
by ShawnCP November 3, 2009
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retroactive abortion

the act of eliminating people that should not be on the planet.
Stupid religious fucks deserve to be retroactively aborted.
by britchick March 4, 2004
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retrograde

Adjective
- refers to movement occuring in a backward direction

Noun
- a person who believes the adversity in their lives is caused by the retrograde motion of planetary bodies, esp. citing Mercury as a scapegoat.
- somebody who believes in New Age bullshit; a hippy
"boohoo, i spilled bongwater all over my vegan Spamwich for the second time today. You guys, is Mercury in like, retrograde... or something?"

"my old lady always has the perfect excuse for causing drama; she's a total retrograde."

"Don't be fooled by her appearance. She may dress like she's homeless, but she's just a retrograde."
by wordherder November 11, 2013
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Mercury retrograde

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst moaning one or more human beings' names. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy, fruitful, and beneficial times to come
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children who were out fishing gazed in horror as the lord lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into his own mercury retrograde
by ♥🗺☠ June 4, 2021
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retronaut

one who travels back in time, stuck in a time period, does not change with the times
that dude is retronaut man, he needs to get some new clothes
by nypeet December 12, 2006
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Retrotard

Someone who dresses from a past decade and also acts like a retard
Look at that girl in her jelly shoes she is such a retrotard
by rodroddy March 19, 2009
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retroazimuthal

the monkeys are moving in a retroazimuthal direction
by Azimuth March 26, 2010
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