retrosexual

Of a mindset that people can get their groove thing on and be perfectly civilized about it. Best typified by the Rat Pack lifestyle: Great suits, martinis and holding the door for women so you can take a peep at those gams.

"That sharkskin suit sure is metrosexual, Frank."

"Retrosexual, daddy-o. Oooh, look at that dame over there!"

by eponodyne October 10, 2005

retrosexual

This word wouldn't exist if "metro" didn't happen to rhyme with "retro." It's supposed to mean the opposite of a "metrosexual," which makes it another superfluous word since we already have a word for the opposite of a metrosexual called "straight."

You are retrosexual
=
You are straight

by mr Monkeypenis September 16, 2005

retrosexual

A man who adheres to traditional values and natural roles for men and women. He does his own thing based on moral carachter and integrity , and does not bend to pressures of political correctness. He knows how to turn a wrench, does not become squeamish over sweaty labor, and believes a man's work is a reflection of his name. He does not embrace homosexual, feminine or whoremongering proclivities as desireable or even natural. He respects women as the weaker vessel and still holds doors open for his lady or a stranger. He accepts and fully embraces traditional family values of the pre 60,s. His pockets have a wallet, knife, and maybe even a spark plug gap tool on his hey ring. He would rather be fishing, hunting, shooting, reloading ammo, than he would be at the mall. He may have a Confederate Battle Flag and could care less what you think or "how you feel about it". He is an old fashioned razor guy who prefers antique razors , brush and shaving soap and does not shave his body, legs, or chest like a girl. Fact is he knows the "feminine side" is a lie from the pits of hell. He is in fact a man the way God the Creator made man.

As the man in front of us opened the door for his wife you could tell he was a retrosexual. He sure is more manly than the girly man behind him.

by Preachinpilot August 13, 2015

retrospect genius

when someone claims to have known better about something that happened in the past but only because they are in the present

"I told you buying such a cheap bed was going to be a bad idea"

"No you didn't"

"Yes i did"

"You're only saying that cause you see how it turned out now you retrospect genius"

by Manof1000lb August 31, 2014

retroize

To make a picture, space or way of life retro! When you decide to bring back a saying from years ago, you've retroized your lingo! When you put up a 70's wallpaper, you've retroized your space, when you add a filter to make a photo look like it's from another time, you've retroized!

I'm bringing back "honey badger don't give a shit", to retroize my lingo!

by Pookie250 February 13, 2017

Retrisuke

Youtuber that is very underrated. Go sub!

Wow, did you watch the new Retrisuke video
Awesome!

by The Lotd April 22, 2022

retrosexual

One who has reached an age where all sexual desire is reduced to memories.

Thinking of the girls he had known when young, the old man could still get momentarily horny. But he never had such feelings about women he didn't know and lust after in the past, and had no desire to reconnect with those he did, except in his memories of them; in the bloom of their youth.

He was a true retrosexual.

by Recursive Prophet January 4, 2008