Retrotard

Someone who dresses from a past decade and also acts like a retard

Look at that girl in her jelly shoes she is such a retrotard

by rodroddy March 19, 2009

Retort

1. A metaphysical wrestler

2. A show on the YouTube channel Balboa Dean

3. Physically Challenged Wrestler

He's so small and weak, he should wrestle in retort.

by Tomme boyd February 5, 2020

Joe and Jamie reboot

The reboot version of Joe & Jamie is still like the original version, just more pretentious & with more virtue signaling. They are still your typical "Self-proclaimed" power couple, but have come up in the world a little more. They might be a couple who now owns a home instead of renting. And now thinks their shit doesn't stink. They try an act like celebrities, & may expect you to refer to them as Jomie, instead of Joe & Jamie. They're the type of couple that'll let their dog chew your shoes up, then say oops, it is what it is.

Although the Jamie's are more pure evil, it's the Joe's you really have to worry about. Because the Joe's will wait til you're on your deathbed in the hospital, & instead of comforting you, they'll say something like, you shouldn't of ate that skittle from that strippers ass. Sometimes a Joe will refer to himself as a King, but really everyone knows him as just a plain ass Average Joe.

"I went to a Joe and Jamie reboot house party one time, & instantly was forced into working for them."

"Went to a movie with a Joe & Jamie reboot once. I will never make that mistake again. The Joe kept shitting his pants all night, & the Jamie kept rating the farts."

"If you ever meet a Joe and Jamie reboot, just run..."

Me: Ahh man, your dog chewed up my shoes!!
Joe: Haha, sucks to be you!!
Jamie: Oops, It is what it is

by Krewtonic August 6, 2020

sleep reboot

When your sleep rhythm is all fucked up and you "reboot" by staying up all night one night, and then going to bed the next night using the fatigue from not getting any sleep the night before. Use of a sleep aid is an option, of course, just to ensure that sleep can be reached. Usually an insomniac's desperate attempt (short of drinking until passed out or committing suicide) at getting some sleep.

Jon: Fuck, I'm tired. I'm doing a sleep reboot.

Mike: What's that?

Jon: I stayed up all night last night because my sleep pattern is all fucked up; so I'm going to bed tonight using the fatigue I have right now. Plus, I might take some Advil PM before I go to bed, too. This fucking sucks. FUCK INSOMNIA!

by jmw87 October 20, 2010

rebootyable

The pleasant knowledge that someone you've slept with before, is likely to sleep with you again, as apposed to a one nighter.
Rebooty can be preceded by a booty call or even booty-mail.

Was such a babe, totally rebootyable.

by Tommax April 4, 2009

Retroterms

Words or phrases that no longer have meaning in popular culture.

Saying you sound like "a broken record" is a Retroterms.

by Korbeen February 27, 2011

retrotronic

Retro-electronics. Obsolete electronics fashioned as gifts.

Woman: I don't know what to get you for Valentine's day.

Man: Electronics.

Woman: But you're the electronic man. I would end up getting you a walkman or something.

Man: Woot! Retrotronic!

Woman: Take that, hipsters.

by penlaster March 2, 2011