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Retardoladation

Retardoladation - an illness that affects one’s ability to perform the simplest of acts ranging from tying one’s shoe, speaking in complete sentences, to even passing as a member of society. The lowest living form of life created for the purpose of failing. Spelling, grammar, and punctuation all fall victim to Retardoladation has also been used to describe an illiterate who butchers the English language by interjected his personal failures into everyday conversations. Also been known to lower the IQ of all those in his presence if prolonged exposure is endured. There is no cure for Retardoladation, but avoid at all cost to limit the damage this can have on your own ability to function properly.
You fail at life, do you suffer from Retardoladation?”

“I find it harder to correct my spelling and grammar mistakes, I sure hope I haven’t caught a case of Retardoladation.”
by WWE Unrated June 12, 2010
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El Retardo

"El Retardo" is the name of a fictional, Mexican vigilante that seeks justice but always fails becouse of the mistakes he makes which are results of the fact that he is mentally slow. (retarded)

Although, the phrase "El Retardo" is most of time used to describe an indevidual with very low intelligence by comparing that person to that super-hero.
Even though El retardo tried to stop the criminal, he failed becouse he forgot who he was after in the middle of an intense chase

"You are dumber than El Retardo, you know that?"

"Oh no, look out! It's El Retardo!Beware of his low intelligence!"
by unfunny-man November 5, 2017
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retardo

a term mocking disabled people, while personally insulting an individual.
RETARDO!!!! That's not how you spell cat!!
by Zoesha February 15, 2004
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retardamundo

When someone or something is beyond stupid...acting recklessly...not thinking before doing.
Is that guy drinking anti-freeze? How retardamundo!!
by Stephen McDonnell September 30, 2007
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retardo face

1. n. Used to personally insult certain people who have a misshaped face similar to any sort of mentally retarded person.

2. n. Used to insult one's intelligence.
1: "Dude! You have a fucked up retardo face!"

2: "The answer is not 64, it's 23, retardo face!"
by Foxhunt February 11, 2006
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retardmobile

Guy 1: hey jerry where you going??
Jerry: rawr invfikrv!!!
Ratardmobile driver: he said hes coming with me on the retardmobile.
by mongamoster July 25, 2009
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Retardimistic

Adjective

Definition - When someone's opinion of what will happen in the future is very idiotic and doesn't make sense.
Your outlook on life is Retardimistic you fucking mong!
by Yevil23 February 26, 2011
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