Retardaded

A type of person that is smart but is acting retarded. This tends to be 'dads' with their dad jokes.

"Hey DJ, did you know that Hillary married Obama?"

"Maxwell, stop being so retardaded. Hillary is Bill Clinton in a suit."

"DJ, I thought you were good at politics."

"I am."

by Zedd04 May 28, 2018

Retardball

when playing basketball on an outdoor court, whoever gets the ball furthest from the court on accident wins the game of Retardball.

*shoots the ball while checking up, bounces off the rim 200 feet away* Looks like he just won retardball.

by Gansta5727 July 1, 2020

retardalanche

Is a person or a group of people lacking intelligence because of birth or self induced chemical stupper and or both which creates a avalanche of retard

We left Katie and Christina unattended in the car and we got a retardalanche

by Katie christina May 26, 2021

retardance

A group of retards that form a alliance to create a retardants.

Woah, I never seen a retardance that big before, “said John.” Bro, that’s just the group of popular kids.

by Jaykishan Patel November 14, 2021

Recordable Event

Any action that users online do that triggers Google's learning systems to record, measure and track.

Examples of Recordable Events include but are not limited to leaving reviews, clicking on business listings, and calling a business from google maps

by lorrinski October 5, 2022

retardail

A word for something hyper stupid, or very retarded

"Hey Jerry, I just spent all my money on crypto,"
"Terry thats so fucking retardail,"

by I skin orphans for fun June 7, 2023

Readable

A word that you can read.

"Wow, your handwriting is so readable!"

by Firesteelix January 5, 2024