uno reverse card resistance

you're basically immune to the uno reverse card.

yes, it's very very real.

-you smell
-no u
-*uno reverse card*
- you fool, i have uno reverse card resistance

by definitelynotalex69 October 9, 2020

piss de résistance

The lowest point, or worst feature of something.

I've seen some bad artwork in this museum, but this last item really is the piss de résistance.

by Zamzara May 25, 2011

resistance is futile

Resistance is futile! If less than 0.7 ohms...

Mr. Superconductor: Resistance is futile!

by Fractal-Pterodactyl December 27, 2011

resistoring

What happens when a staple assumes a crumpled shape when you're trying to staple a document. From the zigzag shape of the schematic diagram symbol for a resistor. Pronounced ree-ZISS-tor-ing.

Betty, I need a new stapler. Every staple that comes out of this piece of junk is resistoring.

by pentozali June 11, 2007

Resistatized

Having the splurge of the moment feeling to add various extra resistors to a circuit from a textbook.

Mr.Luoma invented this while teaching Physics, he said wow that is a great word thus it was invented.

Mr.Luoma was Resistatized when he added to many resistors to the Diagram.

by Kyle Cardinal June 25, 2007

Restitate

To relax with eyes closed while sitting in a meditating position.

I was too tired, anxious and wired to full-on meditate, so I decided to just close my eyes and restitate

by ToastNY May 5, 2018

Resist joke

a joke based off of something sexually attracting or something just sexual "RESIST JOKE"

post cropped ankha porn "Resist joke"

by yng mickey October 1, 2021