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Restaurant Skibidi

A part of fallopian tube. The skibidi restaurant is the place around 5% of sperm cells go. These cells are called skibidi toilet fans. STFs have a party in the skibidi restaurant. If an STF becomes the picked sperm, your baby will enter garbage cans, toilets and boxes for the first 18 years of its life.
Doctor: the cell is brown?! Your baby went to Restaurant Skibidi.

Mom: oh fuc*
by Balixhium_ingot December 2, 2023
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restaurant fluent

Knowing enough of a language to be able to order at a restaurant, but not much else.
I can barely speak Chinese, I like to say I'm restaurant fluent though so if we go to Panda Express we're all set.
by phrmashwrma February 22, 2024
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Restaurant Host

A restaurant host has quite the responsibility. If you answer the questions correctly, hosting will be your calling.
by Hatima August 9, 2025
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Hooters Restaurant

A half-way house for strippers. A business chain that allows females to promote their bodies for tips based upon tits, but clothed.

Hooters Restaurant is a safe haven for strippers who found religion, but want to remain in the 'tips for tits' business. Also, allows females to experiment if their sweater monkeys are marketable to go clothed free.
There goes single mom Helen to work at Hooters Restaurant to support her three children. She found religion and quit dancing naked. She now wears a belly shirt, shorts and carries chicken wings and beer in her cleavage for tips.
by mikeverdill August 18, 2009
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The Restaurant Effect

Subconsciously drinking water at a restaurant while the waiter refills the glass, resulting in a continuous need to use the bathroom throughout the meal.

This is most often seen in nervous people on first dates
Joe: I drank so much water before she arrived! And when she did, I had to leave to go to the bathroom four times during dinner! She probably thinks I'm so weird...

Steve: don't worry man, you were just suffering from the restaurant effect. It could have happened to anyone!
by Flying starfruit July 30, 2016
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downtown sushi restaurant

A woman's vagina. Usually used when referring to cunnilingus.
I ate at her downtown sushi restaurant last night. Then we banged.
by G May 16, 2004
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