retaliate

To Give shit back 2x worse then what they did to you.

my mom took away my TV, you know what, im going to retaliate!

by Eddyyyb August 28, 2007

restauraunch

The foul smell describing a combination of old grease, food rot and bleach, found in improperly maintained restaurants. The term is slightly different than "ass cream parlor," with the latter possessing a strong, sugary odor instead of grease. Combinations of these smells with possible additions like vomit and maple syrup can vary by eating establishment and time of day.

"I can tell this Applebee's has been here a while. The restauraunch is pretty thick."

by olfactoryassault April 12, 2013

The Restaurant Effect

Subconsciously drinking water at a restaurant while the waiter refills the glass, resulting in a continuous need to use the bathroom throughout the meal.

This is most often seen in nervous people on first dates

Joe: I drank so much water before she arrived! And when she did, I had to leave to go to the bathroom four times during dinner! She probably thinks I'm so weird...

Steve: don't worry man, you were just suffering from the restaurant effect. It could have happened to anyone!

by Flying starfruit July 30, 2016

Restless Balls Syndrome

Similar to restless leg syndrome, RBS happens when a male suffers from lack of sleep due to general discomfort and restlessness of his scrotum. A male may find it difficult to find a comfortable position of his testes while typically lying on his side. The onset of RBS is frequently caused by another condition called blue balls.

Wife: "Why are you squirming around?? Go to sleep!"
Husband: "I can't! I got Restless Balls Syndrome and I can't decide if my sack is more comfy tucked or hanging free."

by Oolagah December 18, 2011

restless spirit

Restless spirits are characters who are constantly moving. They are the creative ones who rise against social conventions and stride their rocky path of new horizons. They are the singular producers of unheard of movements that flow out of their wanderlust hearts. They are the ones with the loudest voices drowned out by the currents of everyday sounds. They have rainbow smiles, fragmented black by wankers. They are you who craves new people, discovers new countries and feels new laughter. We are restless spirits who strive to connect the limitations of reality with the clouds of our thought abstraction. I am restless.

"We are all unknowingly restless spirits who have an infatuation with the depths of the enchanting other side, wandering backwards through normality to foreign homes..."

by Emily Wanderer March 30, 2016

Rectal Crouton

A small evasive piece of shit on a gorgeous womans ass. Often found complimenting a tossed salad.

Dude, she was so fine I went down to toss her salad and found a few rectal croutons

by hacaasastfu March 1, 2005

Restaurant Hungry

When you are starving but upon arrival to the eating establishment you find yourself not as hungry or full.

Peter - "Jill why haven't you eaten any of your food I thought you were starving?"

Jill - "I was but I'm restaurant hungry"

Peter "Ok get a to go box"

by kfizzy November 4, 2011