Prespiration

The act of an obesse man having sex with a skinny girl causing massive sweat revealing her hidden mustache when light is shone upon it.

There was some serious prespiration going on with that girl last night.

by The fat guy that had sex September 2, 2009

Respirator

This is were you have someone lie down and open their mouth. Then the donor pulls of their pants and farts into the recipient's mouth. The recipient then inhails the gas.
Can be done without recipient's permission, but that is not advised. This is very populator in some parts of Michigan.

So I was diving with Brando and my tank ran out of air, he noticed and motioned me to open my mouth...I don't know why I closed my eyes but I did and the next thing I know was he gave me a Respirator...It tasted bad and I still couldn't breath...

by JHD May 23, 2006

Resination

The smell of split bong water.

When the bong was split Lauren said " I can smell that resination".

by Lorenzo88 January 1, 2012

iTouch restoration

The act of restoring your (apple) iTouch. A disappointing process when your device is acting up. Restores everything, so its dire you "back up" all of your music/pictures/videos etc... Its inevitable unless you like whatever the issue with your device is.

Subject A:"My apps open, then close right away, what do I do?"
Subject B:"Restart it, delete some apps, if all else fails, you have no choice but to commit the act of itouch restoration."
Subject A:"Mother fucker."

by RestorageFrenzy December 29, 2009

respirating

Something that gives you life...

Dcmmmmm bruh...her booty was respirating

by lboogzmadethis May 10, 2016

Respirating

Something that "gives you life"...

Dammmmmmm bruh...You see that bodankadonk....that booty was respirating

by lboogzmadethis May 10, 2016

restoration

the political equivalent of shitting out a blinding hangover. following a time of riley disinhibition, puritans lord inhibition and the implementing of such policy brings on headaches for all. however, cancelling was needless tonight, as a massive, extended and all round boon to all restoration descended.

having retreated back to the bolt-hole ceremoniously i commemorate upon the throne and restoration process ensues

by silencut March 2, 2009