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relationcanoe

A relation that starts off fun, ends up taking a bunch of work and doesn't get that far.
I thought she was the love of my life, but it ended up being just another relationcanoe.
by Jason Whiteaker February 2, 2007
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public relations

in a typical adventuring team, this is the heavy fire power and combat expert
by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009
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sexuslal realtions

Drunken sex, especially when refered to in an equally drunk and misspelled text and/or facebook message.
Sample Message:

OMG sooooooo durnk i lov you lets have sexuslal realtions!
by just_somebody June 22, 2009
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Senior Relations

When an underclassmen fantasizes about or hooks up with a senior. Is often practiced by obnoxious love starved children, but can also be practiced my very mature people. Senior relations can be beautiful, and definitely hot and heavy. Traditionally the senior is an experienced sexy beast, and the younger female looks older than she actually is. Senior relations are frowned on by society, but most people could care less. If you want to have a steamy session with someone, go for it. But remember, kiddies. Wear a fucking rubber!
Non- disgraceful example of Senior relations:
SmartUnderclassmen: I know that Jeremy is three years older than me, but I really feel a connection with him. I mean, he's really great, and I know he will respect me. I think I want to get together with him.
Lisa: Oh, that's cool. Just be safe, okay?


Disgraceful example of Senior relations:
IdiotUnderclassmen: Oh, my gawwd Lisa! Jeremy is sooo hawwwt. I don't care if he's three years older than me! I know he wants to grind! I bet he'd like those new undieeees I bought! I'll suck it night and day for that hot piece of man meat! Hahaha!
Lisa: You don't even know him! You're a fucking idiot. Grow up.
by ShaIchLuge August 1, 2008
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guest relations officer

A girl working in a club or bar in the Philippines to keep male customers company. The "Guest Relations Officer" or GRO always gets the men to buy her inflated priced "Ladies Drinks" that she gets a monetary kickback from. Nearly all GROs are prostitutes who can be "Bar Fined" and taken from the bar for short time or long time sex. Nearly all GROs fall under the auspices of the "Maddam" and live at the bar or in substandard dormitories provided by the bar.
After the cute little guest relations officer got me to buy her several ladies drinks, she suggested I bar fine her and take her back to my room for all night sex.
by Mark8 April 15, 2007
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Realtionship

A real life relationship that is not filtered, omitted or compared to that on movies or TV(cyber relationship and internet relationship not included)
Relationships on TV is nothing compared to realtionships.
by Nanpee June 12, 2018
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Realationship

When a spouse is cheating on you, gaslighting and blaming you because it's all your fault and theres nothing you can do about it.

A one-sided monogamous alledged "relationship" seemingly with yourself.
She/he may be sleeping with the neighbor but were in a realationship.

Sadly it's the reality of a real relationship.
by Kokopellisweety March 31, 2022
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