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reptile

Derogatory. Code word for Jews. Used among hard-right paleocons and neo-nazis. Also seems to have some use in conspiracy-theory circles that involve the Federal Reserve, COMEX gold price fixing, etc. Possibly used as a way to avoid filters on sites like Yahoo! message boards, where racist comments might be removed by moderators.
The entire Federal Reserve system is just another way for reptiles to steal from us hard-working folks.
by Saul Iwola June 26, 2009
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rectite

Kiko: Never had rectite, meself!
Emi: Uso!
Kiko: Punch-o!
by Kiko February 3, 2004
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Reptile dysfunction

Commen brother of “erectile Dysfunction”. Is when a species of reptile engulafes your dick with at least one unwilling partner
Logan has reptile Dysfunction and has a vilper on his dick,we need to go to the ER
by Glenicus. December 18, 2018
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reptile driftwood

When a member of the reptile species gets a boner in the water and tries to play it cool by laying in a plank-like fashion.

(Note: never insult a Southern Floridian Alligator with drift wood... you'll poke your eye out.)
Jason: I went down to the beach and saw the Geico Gecko doing the backstroke and he looked more like a shark!
Hal: Mad driftwood?
Jason: Reptile driftwood fo' sho'!
by thebee'sknees June 19, 2012
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Reptisexual

Someone who is attracted to reptiles ; such as lizards or snakes.
When I saw the snake in the road, I realized I was reptisexual.
by amber_atoms_ May 14, 2015
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Reptile

1.

An animal who has 4 legs (may not be visible like snakes), is almost always cold-blooded(exception Tegu kind), needs heat to suvive, mostly lays eggs, has almost always a dry scaled skin, breaths through lung.

2.
A person who loves heat

3.
A person who is full of stereotypes, like reptiles are.

4.
A person who is despised? No...
1: "Found this turtel, brought it to an animal shelter. I said 'can you keep this amphibian?', they said 'yes, it's a reptile though"

2: "It is 35°C in shadow and he is running around as if it is nothing, such a reptile

3: "This person came to school. They instandly assumed he was a bad person and unpolite. Judged like a Reptile it seems"

4: Just don't use this definition anymore please, was made from people disliking any reptile . Used lies to justify the definition.
by Baum, weil Baum September 13, 2017
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Retiterate

A word used in MacDoesIt's video 'How To Redecorate | Mrs. Patterson'
"With the help of Jesus, we will deliberate, retiterate, thy menstrate, of this living space."
by Dani_Saur November 19, 2017
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