Reptile Skinz

A device used to weigh out " substances. "

Go get me the Reptile Skinz, so I can move this weight.

by The BAJA HUMP3R August 29, 2021

reptile driftwood

When a member of the reptile species gets a boner in the water and tries to play it cool by laying in a plank-like fashion.

(Note: never insult a Southern Floridian Alligator with drift wood... you'll poke your eye out.)

Jason: I went down to the beach and saw the Geico Gecko doing the backstroke and he looked more like a shark!
Hal: Mad driftwood?
Jason: Reptile driftwood fo' sho'!

by thebee'sknees June 19, 2012

Jazz Reptile

When you totally lose the plot and start running round like a maniac screaming and shouting profanities while waving your arms about like you are on fire.

shit look at him he's gone fucking Jazz Reptile

by Dumb Ginger August 1, 2011

Reptile is MINE!

This is what the crazy ass women who owns that tiktok account "iluvreptilesacidickiss" says to other Reptile simps. You can use this to describe a crazy ass motherfucka

Person 1: That dude was acting like he shouts "Reptile is mine!"
Person 2: fr fr ong

by niggyfucka78 January 8, 2024

REPTILE

A Reptile is the acronym "Republican empowering President Trump into losing elections"
Republican voters who care more about supporting the conman instead of actually winning elections

As a Reptile, I will always vote for Trump endorsed candidates in the primary. Even if that means a libtard will win the general election.

by No Reptiles February 2, 2024

Reptile

a gay monkey whore who decides its a good idea to be shit at everything.

Joe Biden is a "Reptile"

by Reptilian Mongoloid January 28, 2021

Reptile treatment

1. When two Paleontologists engage in sexual intercourse after comparing dinosaur fossils.
2. When two Jurassic Park fans engage in sexual intercourse while watching the Jurassic Park trilogy.

As Ed and Kat were watching Jurassic Park, Ed viciously slid his hand between Kat's legs. Ed was attempting to initiate a reptile treatment.

by DontGetGrabby March 29, 2021