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Renaissance dick

A very small dick typically smaller then the nut sack when flacid and a mere 3-4 inches when hard

Is a sophisticated insult using reference to Renaissance art where small Wang's were thought of very highly
Kelly: hey I heard you hooked up with David

Rachel : I was going to but he has a bad case of Renaissance dick and I was NOT going for it

Kelly: damn it was that small

Rachel : yes....... So smalll
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Renaissanceur

Renaissanceur (/‘rɘne,sants,‘ɝr/) or (renasawntsir)
Noun

1. a person who is knowledgeable, educated, or proficient in a wide range of fields.
With 4 master's degrees and a PhD, our new manager is quite the renaissanceur.
by ownheart April 26, 2020
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Renaissance Fair

A place where nerdy swingers go to whore around with pirates and wenches.
Let's go to the Renaissance Fair, it's been awhile since I've been revolted WHILE getting an STD.
by Godless Dad November 12, 2022
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Renaissance Man

An attractive man that one thinks about while listening to Beyoncé's seventh studio album 'Renaissance'. Basically a personal muse for you while the album is playing.
Girl, did you see him? He's a total Renaissance Man! I can't help but to think about him while VIRGO'S GROOVE is playing!
by Alien Superstar April 20, 2023
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Renaissance Jewelry

A jewelry company concept, created by me, William Norman Janes, Jr., that will specialize in a custom ring, bracelet, and necklace setting utilizing an LED light in the setting to light up the inside of a Spiritual Crystal being used as a stone.
My fiancé loved the engagement ring I bought her from Renaissance Jewelry. She couldn’t get over how the light in the setting made the Spiritual Crystal glow. Even in the daytime.
by theBlackSheep June 6, 2023
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Renaissance man

A deft old codger who knew which way the wind was blowing in the 1970s, and used the opportunity to soil the downwind air with all manner of what have you.

You might see him "rubbing shoulders" with royalty, crafting unspeakable objets, or leering entertainingly at anything in a jump suit.

Best lock the windows.
How come name redacted hasn't been on the telly much recently?

Him? He's right Renaissance Man that one.
by Dr Filthperv September 9, 2023
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The Pussy Renaissance

The time period in history between 1987 to the present when women's vaginas have such power that the most average looking women can reject men within their own league and expect to date high status good looking men.
The Pussy Renaissance is so bad now that Steve cant get a date with "one good woman".
by RedWA December 25, 2018
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