Renaissance dick

A very small dick typically smaller then the nut sack when flacid and a mere 3-4 inches when hard

Is a sophisticated insult using reference to Renaissance art where small Wang's were thought of very highly
Kelly: hey I heard you hooked up with David

Rachel : I was going to but he has a bad case of Renaissance dick and I was NOT going for it

Kelly: damn it was that small

Rachel : yes....... So smalll
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