Reinvesting The Dividends

When you feel compelled to take a second shit for the day only to not take one because it may comprimise the quality of tomorrow's shit.

After I took a shit this morning, I had to take another one at like 2. But I didnt cause I was reinvesting the dividends for tomorrow.

by Effmanny June 5, 2010

Raiven

The most beautiful girl with a massive heart. Her smile can brighten anyone's day. Raiven is a trusted acquaintance. She will always be loyal to you. She is intelligent and super smart but doesn't like to show it, she is modest and humble. Loves adventures and making memories. Raiven is wise and mysterious. She loves to try new things and is confident in everything she does. Raiven is one of a kind and anyone who knows her feels privileged and she brings nothing but smiles and happiness to everyone's lives. Raiven is amazing.

Raiven, the most beautiful girl in the world. She has amazing eyes and an infectious smile.

by Sacredfox May 1, 2021

Keanu Reeves

He ain’t that guy from fucking fortnite
He’s that breathtaking dude in Cyberpunk

Person: *exists*
Keanu Reeves: Y O U A R E B R E A T H T A K I N G

by Yaboigrogles July 1, 2019

Keanu Reeves

When you call someone keanu Reeves you are calling them a legend

Hey bro your like Keanu Reeves

Oh no one could top him but thanks

by Say: eye spell:map say: n June 21, 2019

raiven

A wonderful girl who is shy yet loving and caring once she opens up. Wonderful and fun all around. :)

You know raiven?

Of course who doesn't

by The gaurdian January 9, 2014

Reaver

1. One who reaves. Archaic term for one who despoils, plunders, bereaves, takes with violence.
2. Terrifying, cannibalistic, self-mutalating savages living in the outskirts of the settled universe in Joss Whedon's Firefly and Serenity.

Jayne: Reavers ain't men.
Book: Of course they are. Too long removed from civilization, of course, but men. And, I believe there is a power greater than men, a power that heals.
Mal: Reavers might take issue with that philosophy. If they had a philosophy. If they weren't too busy gnawing on your insides. Jayne's right, Reavers ain't men. Or they forgot how to be. Now they're just nothing. They got out to the edge of the galaxy, to the edge of the galaxy, to that place of nothing, and that's what they became.

by theBlack November 22, 2004

Reise, Reise

The most epic song ever written. It is by Rammstein.

Reise, Reise Seeman Reise
Jeder tut's auf seine Weise
Der eine stößt den Speer zum Mann
Der andere zum Fische dann!

by megafest7 May 3, 2010