Reasons

Used to describe the frustrating or baffling result of a procedure when you aren't sure or confident that you have a valid explanation.

The client decided they wanted me to completely overhaul the project because reasons.

by DeadFish42 May 3, 2015

redonkulus

exceeding the capacity of normal human belief. especially pertinent to those events whose stastical probability of occuring is equal to the chance of surviving repeated scud missiles to the face.

I just dropped the most redonkulus load this morning.

I just went on a 16 person knife run on fy_iceworld2k. That was redonkulus!!

Your mom was redonkulus last night.

by Turd Ferguson February 7, 2005

ffnr - famous for no reason

being famous without having any kind of talent, success or anything alike

That Peaches Geldof is a so ffnr - famous for no reason. She should be glad that her father is so well-known.

by Motaba November 17, 2009

reason

to get together and exchange ideas; a conversation between two cool souls.

...yeah man, we gotta reason sometimes.

by Life+Love=Lessons Learned August 3, 2008

Reason to live

A made up word with no good meaning aka non existent

When someone asks me what is my Reason to live "Excuse me?"

by KYSALEX June 6, 2018

Reasonable Doubt

Jay-Z's classic debut album. Considered by many to be his best.

John: Reasonable Doubt is a classic
Jim: Word

by Johnny Johnothan August 15, 2006

I want this because of reasons

A phrase used to when one wants something badly, usually something that seems strange or completely random. It's normally used when someone is either 1.) too excited about the item to explain why they want it or 2.) doesn't WANT to explain why they want it. The phrase is taken from the "Pardon Me" strip in the webcomic "Three Word Phrase."

Pardon me, Sir. Do you have anything that will make a butt extremely slippery? I want the slipperiest butt imaginable. The most slippery butt you can have is the kind of butt I want.

....I want this because of reasons.

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"Necomimi is the latest product from Neurowear. These fashionable cat ears use brain sensory to move according to your emotions..."

Someone put this on my Christmas list. I WANT THESE BECAUSE OF REASONS!!

by Nikki0417 December 17, 2011