A genetic disposition towards hair of a reddish color.
In males predominantly associated with social awkwardness, and lack of success with women.
In women we find that most redheads are in fact she-devils, manipulaters, and
soul strippers capable of robbing a man of his
testicles in exchange for mediocre sex. Not to be trifled with as the more women with
red hair you become involved with, the more susceptible you become to being a big freakin' pussy.
1. Sheila: John is sooo
funny, if he wasn't a redhead I would fuck him rotten!
2. *Standing on the edge of a skyscraper roof
Joseph: Fucking bitch! Damned redhead! I loved her, and now....aw fuck it AHHHH!
*Leaps to his
death, but also his escape.