Red Light Express

The phenomenon that occurs when a person is very much in a hurry to arrive at a designated location (I.E. meeting, job interview, date, rendezvouz, etc.) but hits every red light on the way said location, causing him or her to arrive significantly later than expected

Guy #1: "Hey man, I thought you said you were gonig to be here in ten minutes?"

Driver: "I would have been if I didn't hit the Red Light Express all the way over here."

by Always L8 July 11, 2010

Red light tan

A rash, disease or infection that is the result of not using protection when visiting a prostitute.

Did Joey tell you about his trip to Amsterdam. Dude got himself a bit of a red light tan

by Vanburen September 3, 2013

Red Light District Hair

Hair that has been tousled to the point that it looks as if the person afflicted has just left the Red Light District. The condition generally affects males. Sometimes referred to as RLDH, for short.

Girl: After making out for awhile on my couch last night, he got some serious Red Light District hair.
Friend: Cute.

by snizzlepoof June 26, 2010

red light district

A run-down part of a town or city that is frequented by thugs and hoodlums. Best known for being the centre of the prostitution industry.

I saw yo mama in the red light district.

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

Red Light

A game played by two people where player 1 puts their hand up player 2's pants, if player 2 gets uncomfortable they say "red light," this means player 1 wins. If player 1 gets uncomfortable and takes their hand out of player 2's pants, player 2 wins. If player 1 touches player 2's genitals, it is considered a draw.

Player 1: Want to play 'Red Light'
Player 2: sure!
(Player 1 slowly moves their hand up player 2's pants until they are just about to touch their scrotum)
Player 2: RED LIGHT!!!
(Even though player 1 has won they continue and end up giving player 2 a handjob)

by Porn54 March 17, 2017

red light district

the area of a town or city where prostitution takes place

Stay away from the red light district if you don't want to get anything nasty.

by The Return of Light Joker January 24, 2010

Red light kisses

The kisses you exchange when stopped at a red light. Sometimes followed up with 3rd and 4th base stunts before the light turns green.

I enjoyed where these red light kisses were going, but it was over when the light turned green.

by UrbanEdd August 21, 2008