When one person gives another person anal sex "to make hole" after suffering a tort. A legal form of restitution in some states.
See McGroin vs. Brown
See McGroin vs. Brown
Jason McGroin, a mechanic, accepted an offer to fix Emily Brown's car after Emily alluded to paying with sexual favors. Emily did not put out, and Jason sued for rectumpense. The Supreme Court ruled in McGroin's favor, holding that Emily's implied blowjob, with interested, equated to anal sex.
by Honorable Justice Scalia April 2, 2014
Get the Rectumpense mug.A rock... inside of a rectum. It is used to either describe a rock in the Anus or to be displeased with something.
"well I just avoided the rectum rock that is paypal support."
"Hey Mom, did you take my rectum rock?"
"Hey Mom, did you take my rectum rock?"
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Dude... I'm only able to take a shit at my own house thanks to my shy rectum. Now, whenever I go on vacation, I always get backed up.
by CQP August 25, 2011
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Get the Rectumtangle mug.Derogatory term for beligerent males of indeterminable sexual origin, implying aggressiveness in the homosexual act without necessarily seeking consent. Most rectum ransackers are found in all male communities, e.g. Prison, Public School, etc.
Joe's doing 6 months in Barlinnie.....Imagine the rectum ransackers that'll be firin' it up his ass on a regular basis?
by Erchie McGeakle December 24, 2006
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The place where excretement is expelled from the body in a glorius flexing of thy muscles producing a satisfying, yet drained feeling.
Also, the entrance for thy penis in homosexual males or in kinky girlies. The latter being the preferred.
The place where excretement is expelled from the body in a glorius flexing of thy muscles producing a satisfying, yet drained feeling.
Also, the entrance for thy penis in homosexual males or in kinky girlies. The latter being the preferred.
I felt weird in my stomach, and then, all of a sudden, a bunch of brown spongy stuff shot out of my rectum! I was left feeling satisfied, yet drained.
I bent over and next thing ya know there was a penis entering my rectum! I was left feeling satisfied, yet drained.
Oops, sorry baby, I didn't mean to slip it in your rectum.
I bent over and next thing ya know there was a penis entering my rectum! I was left feeling satisfied, yet drained.
Oops, sorry baby, I didn't mean to slip it in your rectum.
by jeffro February 25, 2003
Get the Rectum mug.Inverted Cranial Rectumitis. Medical term for the condition where someone has their head up their ass.
Tony:"Our new boss' ideas are running this place into the ground."
Ricky:"Yeah,he suffers from Inverted Cranial Rectumitis."
Ricky:"Yeah,he suffers from Inverted Cranial Rectumitis."
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