social retardation

condition in which a person behaves inappropriately whenever they are ou in public. Such person has no idea how to act or communicate in the presence of others but does not get embarrassed because they aren't aware of their own deficiencies.

Please excuse my mother, she suffers from social retartation.

by LN July 19, 2003

retardacity

A psuedo-scientific measure of the maximum capacity of a room for retardation/retarded behavior.

Using a soldering iron to fix a broken support beam in a futon almost breaches the retardacity limit in a given room.

"This room has reached its retardacity limit. If it gets any more retarded something will probably catch on fire."

by HugoBoom May 16, 2006

retardacon

A retarded Decepticon.

"You're such a retardacon!"

by Magusto May 20, 2008

retardando

the misspelling of the REAL word- ritardando. Retardando is not a slang or real word, just the way someone who has no knowlege of music would spell it.

Ritardando- To slow down the tempo. Used in Music scores to show a change in the tempo(speed) of the music.

You are a retard if you spell the word ritardando like retardando.

by DoubleXM July 11, 2007

recardo reid

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Recardo Reid

by Franklin williams July 15, 2016

Retardationisamation

When someone is so retarded you have to express it as much as possible.

Devin suffers from retardationisamation

by Thebigmantheman February 3, 2021

dietary retardation

1.What happens to people on a very strict diet (especially vegans or anorexics) due to lack of nutrients or calories. Symptoms include stupidity, irrational behavior, and going ape shit without frequent meals of approved food.

2. Why granolas can be so irritating and hard to be around.

Sheila: "What's up with Jenny? She flipped out on me for no reason yesterday, and she keeps acting like Smeegul from Lord of the Rings with that bag of organic trail mix."

Kevin: "I think it's because she went vegan recently."

Sheila: "Oh, I get it. Dietary retardation."

by bowlingforcolumbuncombe December 4, 2010