real time chump

A derogatory name for a person watching an episodic series during the actual time during which each episode is released to the public.

Matthew and Angelica are real time chumps; I much prefer watching a show after it's conclusion to being left hanging and glued to the TV every week like they are.

I was the biggest real time chump when the series Lost was being aired for the first time on ABC in the '00s.

OMG OMG OMG! Addicted to the new season of The Bachelor #realtimechump
@mariadaniels88 on Twitter

Between Netflix, Hulu, YouTube, I'm no longer a real time chump but then again, I can't discuss any of the shows currently airing either. #firstworldproblems

by TeaInTheMoment January 10, 2018

Real Degenerate Hours

Real Degenerate Hours is a specific time between 2 AM to 5 AM where true degenerates are especially proactive. It is easy to tell that a degenerate apart from a normal human fucking being by the fact that nobody but them are awake at this god forsaken hour within a 3 square mile radius.

Holy shit, It's real degenerate hours.

by Literal Degenerate May 20, 2018

real rapper

A person who writes their own raps and has impeccable flow.

“Bro, do you know any real rappers in kpop?”

“Oh yeah! Jeon Soyeon of (G) I-DLE always writes her own raps and her flow is amazing!”

by rose thyme September 2, 2020

You the real MVP

MVP stands for Most Valuable Player. Kevin Durant ( a guy you usually see on this meme) was talking about his mom while receiving the MVP Trophy on the sixth of May 2014 and called her ( his mother) the real MVP. After that this phrase indicates that somebody has done something really well, or so it's considered to mean.

Guys, who pay for Netfilx and let others use their account , you the real MVP
You write a good online review on a product? You the real MVP

by Illuminatus February 10, 2015

Real nigga hours

Real nigga hours is a mythical period of time in which fake niggas fall asleep and real niggas stay shw👁ke

*1:00 am*

Ni🅱🅱a1: Don't get caught lacking Ni🅱🅱as it's real Ni🅱🅱a hourzz
The streets don't schleep😤
Ni🅱🅱a2: When is real nigga hours

Ni🅱🅱a3: It's a period of time between 1 am and 5 am.
Ni🅱🅱a4: And if you are caught schleeping you are a fake Ni🅱🅱a.

by Vicodins son August 6, 2017

g real

G-Real is keeping it a hundred with yourself. Fuck all that other bullshit, here today and gone tomorrow. Keeping it G Real is your religion. Have the upper hand when they try to bring you down. Don’t fall for sucka shit. Be that Pressure , It’s Technique. Make everything personal and never get cold feet. Stay solid , It’s a Go in front for a reason and only the Thurl survives.

G real

by Poland spring October 18, 2019

in real time

live, current, present, as-it-happens, as-of-now, this very moment

when added to a sentence or exchange of information, the stamp of "in real time"gives the context that the data just exchanged is the most recent, i.e., relevant. see irt (i.r.t.)

it's 7:52 a.m. in real time but by the time you read this it could be evening.

YOU: aren't you getting my texts?
ME: no sorry- my phone number is 555-2334 in real time. text me there.
YOU: why?
ME: bc i never paid my bill so i'm using a text-to-talk app.

by idtst August 13, 2016