Reading Rainbowed 

How to reading rainbow someone: Tell the person that you’re speaking with something interesting to the point where they are genuinely interested in the topic. When you reach the point where you think the person is most interested in what you have to say and asks you a question about the topic, respond by saying “Read the damn book…ba da da.” (3 note tune that is played in the actual show when a kid would give a book report and cut you off mid-story leaving you in serious suspense). Then inform them that they just got reading rainbowed. You can switch it up and when someone doesn’t believe what you’re telling them; respond by saying “But you don’t have to take my word for it, read the damn book…ba da da."

Tom: Did you know that it’s possible to slow down time when you’re traveling at the speed of light?
Mike: No way, that’s not even possible.
Tom: Yes it is, there have been a lot of studies done on it.
Mike: Wow, how did they figure that out?
Tom: Read the damn book son…ba da da.
Mike: Huh?
Tom: You just got reading rainbowed.

Reading Rainbowed by 13th May 7, 2011

reading braile

When your car tire runs over the bumpy lane reflectors on the road or interstate.

Car swerves towards shoulder...
"Stop readin' braile, man!"

reading braile by anonymous April 22, 2004

reading plus 

this website helps you learn reading to be honest if you try this you will feel dry it boring

(shocker)

Teacher : did you do your reading plus
jack: no

teacher ; fuck you

reading plus by guest_912 November 4, 2020

Reading, Massachusetts 

A nice middle class town just about 20 mins. north of boston in middlesex county where everybody knows everybody and people are way to obsessed with school sports. 90% of the neighborhoods in the town are nice with the exception of the apartment complex on main street and shit near the train depot. Kids usually drive around on a friday night in their dads bmw or merecedes looking for something to do. cops in reading are complete ass holes and will pull you over for anything. cops in reading are also hooked on cocaine and hitting on all of the females in the town. Reading has 2 highschools - RMHS which is the public school of the town and then you got Austin Prep : where rich parents send their kids to get a 'better education' and to prepare them for college. All in all, Reading is a cool place to grow up, full of cool people except the coke head cops, but thats besides the point.

Bill: Where u from?
Bob: Reading, Massachusetts
Bill: O yeh, all of your cops are yayo addicts..especially the young ones who pull us teens over for no apparent reason and date highschool girls...

Reading, Massachusetts by Classified01867 November 20, 2006

Reading, PA 

The hoodiest of the hoods. However, everyone from the burbs claims to be from there, until theyre asked "is it dangerous"

White Girl: I'm from Reading.
Random Guy: Isn't that dangerous?
Girl 1: Well...kinda, if you live in the city. I live OUTSIDE the city.
Me, chiming in: You're from West Lawn bitch.

Reading, PA by SweetChuck August 30, 2005

reading week 

A week long period in February or March sans class for college kids to party their stress out and get completely trashed before hitting the books for their midterm exams and term papers. Usually results in several things: a shitload of pictures that no one remembers taking, random hookups, 5 am nights, several walks of shame (or strides of pride, you pick!), far too much money spent, and one hell of an intense hangover at the end of the week.

For some reason, it is more looked forward to than christmas.

college kid 1: that was the best perma-drunk week of my life man!
college kid 2: yea it would help if I could remember anything for all this pain
college kid 1: don't even worry about it, dude- it was reading week! no one cares what happened cuz we were all in the same sitch!

reading week by DJ Katz February 23, 2009

Reading, PA 

One of the most crime ridden, poverty stricken cities in the US. Per capita, it has the highest drug, murder, and crime rate in the nation. Used to be the outlet capital of the world, and now is nearly without any business or workers. Here welfare equals daily wages and shootings are considered population control. If you are not hispanic, do not attract attention to yourself here...

Reading high school student found shot and tied up in the back of an SUV, presumably owing someone drug money.

Reading, PA by moose56 June 1, 2005