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rademacher

1) To suddendly explode into intense amounts of rage thusly causing immense quantities of suffering to those within a 100-foot radius.

2) To physically and emotionally crush someone.

3) To purposfully gain copious amounts of weight so that a person can consume vast levels of alcohol with limited side-effects.
Example 1: Oh my god, Bob just rademachered and broke a wall.

Example 2: Andrew rademachered Jenny when he went into a 30 minute rant about her stupidity and fear of rabbits.

Example 3: To prepare for her upcoming trip to Germany, Kathleen rademachered.
by bunnykiller976 June 9, 2011
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left on read

When you text someone, they see it, but they dont text back.
"Damn, she saw the message and didn't respond back"
"Damn niggggga, you got left on read!!"
by David(bean) May 13, 2016
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Guardian Reader

Giles used to be real, he spent his parents' allowance at university attending protests, buying Billy Bragg CDs and supporting revolutionary ideals, but ever since graduating and being employed by Goldman Sachs he's all talk and no action - just a Guardian Reader.
by cocksuckah December 14, 2010
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Read-Search

A play on the word Research.

The event when students in college are reading for homework, research & essay writing, but gets bored and stops after a certain amount of text, then goes googling things, and/or searching on facebook, youtube, twitter, myspace, etc. Then later return to the reading, only to repeat the process. This extends the time required to get through a reading assignment and often adds hours to the task.
(1)Derek: Hey Sarah, did you finish your essay for the term?

Sarah: No, I tried to write it, but kept getting distracted by read-search. I think I'm going to fail!

(2)
Amy: That article on the human genotypes was so long and boring! Why did the professor assign it?

David: I know! I couldn't read it in one seating without read-searching! It ended up taking hours to finish reading it!
by Lexitonina April 13, 2010
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wet read

When something you are reading gets you sexually aroused.
There’s nothing like a good wet read right before falling into bed.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 19, 2020
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If you read this

I need help I am trapped in a dungeon that he calls his fun place I have had my whole body violated by the big man. He tells me I’ll be his berth mother but I’m not a e gurl
If you read this I’m in a dungeon -.-
by XxladykillerXx September 28, 2019
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I have read and agree to the terms of use

Pretty much the biggest lie on the planet. People usually see this message when trying to sign up for something or the other. People are supposed to actually read through the terms of use, but no one does. Useless waste of paper or pixels.
People who say they have never lied in their lives are probably lying right there. I guarantee that none of them have ever checked the "I have read and agree to the terms of use" box after actually reading the terms of use.
by sexytroll696969696969 June 23, 2011
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