Penis resort

Penis resort 1. is a means of resolving issues/problems that occurred beteween opposite sexes by having sex with that person.

2. refers to using sex as a means of re-starting stalled conversation.

3. refers to resuming normal relationship (after having sex) without discussing the underlying issues which caused lack of communication or misunderstandign in the first place.

Your Friend: "How is it going with your girl-friend? I haven't seen you guys together for the last few days?"
You: "All of a sudden she was upset for reasons unknown to me. And she is not talking to me."

Your friend: "Then what are you going to do about it?"
You: " I tried all I can to get her attention except for penis resort."
The next day:
Your Friend: "Did you talk to her?"
You: "Thanks to penis resort, things are back to normal."
Your Friend: "That is wonderful."
You: "Penis resort is a great normalizer, a silent peace maker."

by Fankfrank April 12, 2013

diamond hotel & resort

Diamond Hotel & Resort is a great hotel that makes you feel like you're home! It is a family friendly hotel on Roblox and if you ask me, I think it is an amazing hotel! It has lots of things that you can do. If you were to join their group, they would treat you like royalty! Just ask one of our customers!
Owner: What do you think of Diamond Hotel & Resort?
Customer: It's a great hotel! I get a ton of sleep and their beach is beautiful! I recommend to go there.

So how about you stop on by to get some ice cream and relax with everyone. And always remember this. Diamond Hotel & Resort is where every diamond shines.

"Oh my gosh Billy, it's Diamond Hotel & Resort! We gotta go there before all the rooms are booked!"

by Fabianaloza August 17, 2017

pearl river resort

A shitty group of casinos in Mississippi owned by the Choctaws. Known for its rude employees, tight slots, slow drinks and WASTED locals.

Man Pearl River Resort sucks, I'm going to the coast.

by 215634 December 20, 2016

Object Resort

An Object Show made by Hypercrystal that got shut down except for the auditions.

I can't wait to watch how object resort is doing!
"Types Object Resort to Google"
"Looks at the description of the Fandom"
WHAT!?

by Silic17 April 22, 2024

catskills adventure resort

the place to spend your summer. although filt with underage teens high outta their minds you can make memories to last a life time. friends that become family and your summer love. with things to do every night. teens are out to curfew having a the time of their lives. on the weekends party’s and small concerts. if you don’t spend your summer at catskills adventure resorts your missin out:))

hey wanna come to the catskills adventure resorts with me this summer?

by joe, joe mama December 13, 2019

URBAN RESORTS

It is the reason you can't read RUBAN handwriting.

Right now I am too busy breathing URBAN RESORTS and feeling great respiring here thanks to RUBAN referring me to RESORTS WORLD from the BEAUTIFUL RIMMIN' at the WYNN.

by SEE YOUR ASSH0LE July 19, 2021

alpine lake rv resort

The worst fucking campground in upstate New York. The kids that camp their are usually high or stealing shit. Most adults are stoners and the manager has the biggest stick up her ass.

Person 1: yo we should go to this campground, alpine lake rv resort!
Person 2: that’s the shittiest place yo

by anonymous December 6, 2020