randite

Someone who thinks Ayn Rand is not only a philosopher, but has logical consistency. See also: asshat

I used to read philosophy in public, but I kept getting accosted by randites.

by signine October 18, 2003

randies

random people, also random people that piss you off.

-in Counter Strike when a random pub scrub kills you
or they get a random head shot
-randies can be bad hockey players too. if they are terrible and they just throw the puck at the net and then all of a sudden they get a random goal
-those randies are so bad
-i walked all of those randies in the mens league today and then this randy got the puck and roofed it top corner. he was a total bender.

by Alex Digirolamo July 20, 2008

Randi up

Spicing up a beverage, adding additional flavour

Did you randi up your cranberry juice?

Otherwise known as "spiking"

by Cara Dop May 22, 2008

randizzle

Someone who uses very exaggerated language and likes to slur his comments and/or questions.

Guy: Hey what's up?
Randizzle: But what do you meannnnnn?

by Weyy February 13, 2018

Ratchet Randi

A very rare creature from Lorain Ohio,possibly thee only one in existence. She only comes out at night very late nights and very lit nights. One moment she’ll be casually sipping a shot and the next moment she’ll be on that table twerking what ass she has, but if you get on her bad side she’ll get off that that same table she’s dancing on and flip it on your ass drinks and all

I was out last night and my girlfriend became ratchet Randi

by Moneymike0124 July 5, 2021

Randiwasted

The final stage of inebriation involving the stripping of ones clothing, loss of motor control and resorting to using kitchen appliances as supports for dirty dancing.

Man, I got completely Randiwasted last night and ended up denting my fridge, breaking my table and clogging the pool drain with panties.

by MhighLife92 September 16, 2014

dirty randie

when a chick gets down to your crotch area about to take off your pants when your stomach rumbles and you fart in her face.

i knew better than eating all that mexican food before going to the club, b/c i ended giving that hot waitress a dirty randie!

by chuck ablility November 4, 2011