Randle No Can Handle

Randle No Can Handle means a person can't handle the amount of weed they smoked or the amount of alcohol they consumed. The symptoms of Randle No Can Handle is when a person throws up or knocks out cold.

originated in Hawaii

Guy 1: Duuude, ty just passed out from drinking to much vodka.

Guy 2: Ahhhh randle no can handle

by FrankieDawg August 31, 2011

Randolph

A middle-sized town, located in Morris County, New Jersey. If you come from Randolph you either work from 2:30 PM-10:00 PM every night, or in most cases, your parents are loaded. Randolph is the one town that everyone wants to be in, until they realize that there is nothing to do but go to an occasional weekend party or spend their time driving to a surrounding town to have some fun. The center of Randolph is the Acme, which you can already tell makes this town a shit load of fun. It is often said that you would think a town with so much money would have at least one place to hang out, but your completely wrong. All in all the town of Randolph is not too bad, if you have money, and are not worried about finding something to do on the weekends.

"Yeah, that stuck up J.A.P must be from Randolph."
"Did your daddy buy you that?"
"At least we are going to college..."

by CJGCB14 October 30, 2006

Randalorian

When you and your boys are in a PuG and the "Rando," you picked up, carries the whole squad, that's not just a rando that's a "Randalorian."

It is a combination of "rando" and "Mandalorian

"....so we all die but luckily our rando was a mf Randalorian"

"Let's keep spectating, this guy might be a Randalorian"

by DAR7HBALLZ January 3, 2020

Lilly Randolph

Lilly Randolph is a kind girl that everyone wants to be friends with. She tries her best to impress and be there for others but she always still ends up in drama and trouble. Lilly Randolph is held by her past, she does not let anyone know that they get to her. She would do anything in the worlds for the people around her but she never lets people to the favor. She is also very scared of opening up to others. Lilly Randolph was adopted at age five. She has two brothers that she never gets to see and one of them she has never meet. She can become annoying but you would grow to love and adore her.

Lilly Randolph is always going to be there for you.

by FeatherSoul February 12, 2020

hot randall

Taking a monstrous shit into a recepticle belonging to your suitemates thus rendering it inoperable for extended periods of time.

Je: No, not the shower!
Jo: Wait till you see the sink.
Br: Wait till you see the N64.
Al: Wait till you see Jesse.

by Jeff December 2, 2004

Handle the Randal

A local Game (centrally in Central Ohio), it is a mix of Capture the Flag and a full contact Tug-of-War contest. The game is considered dangerous by many for the excessive contact that the game has, but is an excellent way to dispel excess energy. Handle the Randal Is fun.

Pedro: Yo, Arthur- you Can't Handle the Randal!
Arthur: Damnit! I know!!
Pedro: You better toughen up.

by Media Nox March 23, 2007

Randal Flagg

Randal Flagg, the physical representation of all that is evil in Stephen King's 'The Stand.' Also, anyone that appears to be your friend and confidant, then turns and totally wigs out on you for something stupid, becoming irrational and hyper-violent.

Man, Stan went all Randal Flagg on me when I told him I was banging his sister.

by Tom Bosch October 6, 2008